30/09/2026
After decades of following Pakistan Cricket Team, I know that if we played on the same pitch, here's how it would most likely go:
Fakhar would still be the only one with an attacking intent.
Our captain would say at the toss that we're aiming to get 270-280.
We'd end up with 230.
On a 400 pitch, we would still shamelessly be glued to our tvs, hoping that bowlers would pull off a miracle.
Bowlers create hope at the start but would ultimately be unable to defend it.
(Maybe won't create hope anymore either)
We'd troll a bowler that conceded runs toward the end while our batsmen would've walked away like they did nothing wrong.
Our captain at press conference would say we were 10-15 runs short.
Next match: Best bowler gets benched for the loss because he didn't have a parchi.
