12/10/2026
10 things I’d never do as your coach 🫡
Because let’s be real, most coaches should be able to help you drop fat or get stronger. But not all coaches are gonna be your vibe
1. Tell you off - I’m your coach not your mum. If you f**k up on your diet I’m here to help guide you through it, not make you feel bad
2. Pretend to know something. I know a lot, but if I don’t know something I’m gonna tell you 🤷🏻♀️ followed by a hyper focus google so I know more 🤓
3. Add things into your plan just because you saw it on insta 👀 love you, but I’m the coach in this situation for a reason. No you don’t need to do a lunge into shoulder press because jacked man on the internet said so
4. Let you eat just chicken and rice 💀 I’m not coaching pro bodybuilders so there is 0 reason to not enjoy your food and loose weight
5. Let you fall out of love with fitness. Not enjoying your training? Well let’s change it around and try new things
6. Not compliment your butt 👸🏻
7. Tell you it will be easy. F**k if it was easy I’d be ripped all year round and maintain on 2500 calories.
8. Tell you to just get it done (or whatever s**t phrasing you wanna use). Sometimes you gotta get s**t done to get to where you wanna be. But if you’re struggling to do that, there will be a reason. It’s my job to work with you to work past that.
9. Not send memes and dumb messages. Serious coaches are boring
10. Not get you to where you want to be