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Block Party Platter (The "Tetris" Plate)

This recipe is all about assembly, presentation, and making mealtime a game. We've taken the colorful blocks and assigned them edible identities. The "blocks" listed are suggestions—the game is to use what you have and organize them perfectly on your plate.

Difficulty: Level 1 (Easy)
Prep time: 30 minutes
Game time (Assembly): 10 minutes.

Phase 1: Gathering the Polyominos (Ingredients)
To recreate the full palette. you'll need ingredients in specific colors. These are suggestions based on the visual blocks.
For the Base (The Perfect Clear).

* The Plate: You must have a dark blue or black square plate with a white grid pattern etched on it. This is your game board. (A standard black square plate works if you skip the grid, but the goal is accuracy!).

For the "T" Blocks (The Teal/Green Base Pieces)
These form the bottom layer.
* Ingredients: Avocado and Mint (or Basil).
* Substitution: Edamame puree, green pea mash, or finely chopped spinach mix.

For the "L" Blocks (The Purple Stack)
These stack high on the left.
* Ingredients: Roasted Purple Sweet Potatoes (ube), cut into cubes.
* Substitution: Beets, or standard sweet potatoes dyed lightly with purple cabbage juice.

For the "S" Blocks (The Green Top Corners)
These cap the green/purple stacks.
* Ingredients: Lightly steamed Broccoli Florets, trimmed into small, tight clusters.
* Substitution: Green beans cut to length.

For the "I" Blocks (The Orange Rows)
These fill the long horizontal lines.
* Ingredients: Fresh Salmon (Sushi Grade, cubed) and Roasted Carrots (cubed).
* Substitution: Sweet potato cubes, or orange bell peppers.

For the "O" Blocks (The Red Rows)
These line up next to the orange.
* Ingredients: Diced Red Bell Peppers (roasted or raw).
* Substitution: Cherry tomatoes, halved, or cubed watermelon.

For the "Z" Blocks (The Yellow Center)
These form the core of the pattern.
* Ingredients: Cooked Sweet Corn Kernels (whole or slightly crushed for shape).
* Substitution: Yellow squash cubes.

For the "J" Blocks (The White Base and Accent)
These accent the red rows.
* Ingredients: Cubed White Sushi Rice (slightly sticky) and White Tofu cubes.
* Substitution: Cauliflower florets.

For the Bonus Piece (The Purple-Blue Top)
This sits high on the right.
* Ingredients: Diced Red Cabbage (steamed slightly to bring out the blue/purple color).
For the 'Next Queue' Bonus Plate
* Ingredients: A few roasted potatoes and more green herb mix (e.g., green pea mash).
Required Supplies.

* Toothpicks (to secure the 'T' and 'L' stacks)
* Square metal food molds/cutters (optional, but helpful for precision)

Phase 2: Game Logic (Preparation)
* Prep the Plate: Place your dark grid plate on a clean wooden surface. Ensure the grid lines are visible and straight.
* Cook and Shape:
* Purple/Orange/Red: Cut your sweet potatoes, carrots, peppers, and rice into uniform, small cubes. Use the square food mold for consistency. Roast or steam the purple sweet potato and carrots until tender but still firm enough to hold their shape. Dice the raw peppers and salmon.

* Green: Blend the avocado and mint into a very thick, moldable spread. Trim the broccoli.
* White: Prepare the sticky sushi rice and press it firmly into square molds. Cube the tofu.
* Yellow: Drain the sweet corn.
* The "Next" Plate: On the tiny separate ceramic dish, add a few roasted potatoes and a neat dollop of your green herb mash, making sure the word "Next" is visible.
Phase 3: Assembly (The Drop Phase)
Reference image constantly during this step.

* Build the Foundation: Starting at the bottom-left of the main plate, assemble a large "T" shape using the thick avocado-mint mixture. Press it down so it holds. (If you use the puree/mash substitution, use a mold).

* Stack the Tall Pieces (The Left Side): Directly to the right of the Avocado "T," build a tower of your cubed Purple Sweet Potatoes. Secure the stack internally with two toothpicks pushed up through the center. This is your tall "L" piece block.

* Cap the Stack: Gently place a tight cluster of Broccoli Florets on the very top-center of the purple sweet potato tower.
* Create the Base Rows: At the bottom-right of the plate, create alternating horizontal rows of cubed Sushi Rice (white) and cubed Red Bell Peppers (red). Keep these very compact.
* Assemble the Long "I" Rows: Next, create long horizontal lines above the red/white base. Use cubed Salmon and cubed Carrots to form distinct rows of Orange. Ensure they align with the grid.

* Fill the Center: Now that the surrounding rows are built, fill the central gaps with neat rows of Sweet Corn Kernels (yellow). These should sit tightly against the orange, red, and purple blocks.

* Add the Final Accent: In the remaining top-right corner, create a blocky shape using the finely diced Red Cabbage to capture that final purple-blue hue.
* Position the Next Queue: Place the small "Next" dish above the main assembly, aligning it with the top-right edge.
* Serve: Add your specific fork (image_2.png's fork has a square design) and a glass of water.
Phase 4: Scoring (Eating)

Clear the board one colorful "line" at a time!

Level Up Your Self-Care Game 🧩

​Life can feel like a high-speed round of Tetris. The blocks keep falling, the pace picks up, and if you don't stay organized, things start to pile up pretty quickly.

​To keep your "board" clear and your "score" high, don't forget the two most important moves in your daily rotation:

​1. Clear the Lines: Brush Those Teeth 🪥
​Think of plaque like those annoying random blocks that mess up your perfect setup. A quick 2-minute session twice a day clears the debris and keeps your smile in a "Perfect Clear" state. Don't let the "Game Over" screen happen to your enamel!

​2. Fill the Gaps: Drink Your Water 💧
​Hydration is the "I-Block" of life—it’s the essential piece that fits everywhere and keeps the whole system running smoothly. Whether you're at your desk or on the move, keep that water bottle handy to stay fueled and focused for the next level.

​Current Status: * Hydration: [ □ □ □ □ □ ]
​Freshness: [ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ]

​Keep your rows tidy and your energy up. You've got this!

🧱 Level 1: The "I-Block" Breakfast (Solid Foundation)

​The Build: Oatmeal (Carb) topped with Berries (Fruit) and a handful of Nuts (Fat).
​The Power-Up: Stir in two Egg whites or a side of soft-boiled eggs for your protein.
​The Fit: This slow-burning start ensures your "gravity" stays low and your focus stays high throughout the morning

​🧱 Level 2: The "T-Spin" Lunch (Efficiency)
​The Build: A large bowl of Spinach (Veggie) and Broccoli (Veggie) topped with grilled Chicken Breast (Protein).
​The Power-Up: Add a scoop of Brown Rice (Carb) and half an Avocado (Fat).
​The Fit: Drizzle with Olive Oil and lemon. It’s a dense, high-utility meal that clears the midday "slump" blocks.

​🧱 Level 3: The "L-Block" Snack (The Bridge)
​The Build: One Apple or Banana (Fruit) paired with a small serving of Seeds (Fat).
​The Power-Up: One slice of Whole Grain Bread (Carb) toasted.
​The Fit: Perfect for those gaps in the day when you need a quick maneuver to keep the board clean.

​🧱 Level 4: The "Tetris" Dinner (The 4-Line Clear)
​The Build: Pan-seared Salmon (Protein/Fat) served over a roasted Sweet Potato (Carb).
​The Power-Up: A double portion of steamed Broccoli (Veggie) tossed in Olive Oil.

​The Fit: High in Omega-3s and complex carbs, this meal "clears the board" for recovery and rest.

🧱 The Tetris "High Score" Routine

​Stage 1: The Foundation (Squat Blocks)
​Focus: Stability and building the base.

​Jump Squats: 15 reps x 3 sets
​Standard Squats: 15 reps x 3 sets

​Tip: Keep your chest up and weight in your heels, ensuring your "blocks" are perfectly aligned.

​Stage 2: The Line Clear (Line Push)
​Focus: Horizontal power and core tension.

​Pushups: 12 reps x 3 sets
​Plank Rows: 12 reps x 3 sets (per arm)

​Stage 3: The Rotation (T-Lifts)
​Focus: Shoulder mobility and upper body geometry.

​Lateral Raises: 12 reps x 3 sets
​Dumbbell Presses: 12 reps x 3 sets

​Stage 4: The Corner Fit (L-Planks)
​Focus: Lateral stability and oblique strength.

​Side Planks: 30 seconds per side x 3 sets
​Plank Twists: 30 seconds x 3 sets

​🏆 The Final Level: Tetris Clear
​Complete this as fast as possible to finish the game.
​20 Burpees ---

👾 Hydration & Hygiene Alert – Inspired by Space Invaders 🚀

The alien waves are approaching… but this time they’re cavities and dehydration!
Your mission, defender of Earth:
🪥 Brush Your Teeth
Blast away those plaque invaders before they take over your base. Two minutes, twice a day, just like clearing a level.

💧 Drink Your Water
Recharge your shields and keep your body powered up. Hydration keeps you sharp for every battle life throws at you.

🎮 Daily Mission Objectives
Brush in the morning
Brush before bed
Drink water throughout the day
Defend your smile. Protect your health.
Because the real high score isn’t on the arcade screen…

…it’s leveling up your life. 👾🛸💧🪥

👾 Invaders revenge bake - inspired by space invaders

To help you recreate this epic "Invader's Revenge" dinner, I have devised recipes and techniques to achieve the look of each dish in the photo. The key to the aesthetic is getting those crisp, pixelated shapes!

Technical Note: Creating the Pixelated Toppers
The green and purple "invader" sprites seen throughout the meal (in the lasagna, the salad, and the tart) can be made in two ways:
* Edible Paper Method (Recommended for detail): Purchase precut wafer paper or frosting sheets in the correct shapes. Place them on top of the warm food just before serving, or in the last minute of baking so they adhere without dissolving.

* Vegetable Stencil Method (Recommended for flavor/texture): Use a high-quality "Space Invaders" cookie cutter (the "pixel-perfect" style) to cut shapes from blanched spinach or beet-colored dough sheets. (Directions included below)

🎮1. The Main Event: "Invader's Revenge" Meat and Spinach Lasagna
The centerpiece of the table is a rich lasagna adorned with marching green and magenta pixel sprites.

Ingredients
* The Bake: Your favorite rich meat and tomato lasagna recipe (standard 9x13 inch pan size), assembled in a dark, high-walled baking dish.
* The Toppers:
* "Top/Middle Rank" Green Invaders (approx 20): Made from blanched spinach puree.
* "Bottom Rank" Magenta Squid (2): Made from blanched beet puree or colored pasta dough.

Cooking Instructions
* Prepare the "Green" Puree for Toppers: Blanch 1 cup of fresh spinach in boiling water for 30 seconds. Shock in ice water, squeeze out all moisture, and puree with 1 tablespoon of olive oil.
* Prepare the "Magenta" Puree for Toppers: Puree 1/2 cup of roasted or pickled beets.
* Create the Shapes: Combine each colored puree with a small amount of flour or breadcrumbs to form a workable, thick paste. Press this paste firmly into the "Space Invaders" cookie cutters or mold, then gently push the shape out onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Bake these shapes for 10-12 minutes at 175°C (350°F) until firm. They are edible, savory "chips."
* Bake the Lasagna: Cook your lasagna as normal (e.g., 350°F/175°C for 45-60 minutes).
* Adornment: In the last 5 minutes of baking, remove the lasagna and carefully arrange the prepared baked sprites on the melted cheese layer. Return to the oven for 5 minutes just to adhere them.
* Garnish: Place the baked "Magenta Squid" sprites in their position. Scatter pomegranate seeds (seen in the image) and fresh rosemary sprigs around the edge of the lasagna dish.

👽2. "Invader Fighter" Salad
A whimsical cabbage slaw featuring star-shaped vegetables and "laser shot" mozzarella balls.
Ingredients
* 1/2 small head purple cabbage, shredded
* 1/2 small head green cabbage, shredded
* 1 cup carrots, shredded
* 1 small purple potato (optional, for purple stars)
* 1 small orange carrot (for orange stars)
* The "Laser Shots": Bocconcini (fresh mozzarella balls)
* The Topper: One large "pixelated star" cracker or custom-cut hard cheese (e.g., sharp cheddar).
Cooking Instructions
* Prep the Stars: Using small star-shaped cutters, cut purple stars from the potato (blanch them for 2 minutes and shock) and orange stars from the carrot.
* Combine: Toss the cabbages and shredded carrots in your favorite light vinaigrette (e.g., apple cider vinaigrette).
* Assemble: Arrange the shredded salad base. Decorate the surface with the blanched stars.
* Final Touches: Dot the salad with bocconcini (the "shots") and place the large central pixelated star shape at the apex.

👾3. "Invader" Garlic Bread
Rustic artisan sourdough toast featuring bright green, pixel-stamped garlic oil.
Ingredients
* 1 rustic sourdough loaf, thickly sliced
* The Green Oil: 1/4 cup olive oil, 1 bunch fresh parsley, 1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme, 1 garlic clove (crushed), pinch of black pepper.
Cooking Instructions
* Make the Green Oil: In a small blender, combine the oil, parsley, thyme, garlic, and pepper. Blend on high until the mixture is uniform, fine, and bright green.
* Prepare the Bread: Grill or toast the sourdough slices until golden.
* The Technique: You must create that "stamp" effect. Lightly brush the warm bread with the uncolored garlic clove.
* Application: Using a small-tipped food-safe painting brush (or even a cotton swab), carefully paint the "Space Invaders" logo onto the surface of the bread, creating the blocky, pixelated font seen in the image. This technique gives the sharp, colored logo look on a non-flat surface.

🕹4. "Saucer Attack" Rice
A large, dark saucer patty targets "peas" descending upon a field of white rice.
Ingredients
* The Base: White basmati or long-grain rice (cooked, approx 2 cups).
* The Saucer: 1 large, dark burger patty (e.g., dark lentil, mushroom, or a dark beef blend with cocoa or molasses to darken).
* The Rays: 3 green beans (blanched and cut into straight pieces).
* The Shots: Green peas (approx 20, blanched).
* Garnish: Small broccoli florets and dark sauce (like teriyaki or balsamic glaze).
Cooking Instructions
* Prepare the Rice: Prepare a standard bed of plain white rice.
* The Saucer: Bake or sear your dark burger patty until cooked through. To maintain the dark aesthetic, brush it lightly with a dark sauce (like teriyaki).
* The Arrangement: Place the cooked saucer patty on one side of the rice. Place the three green bean "beams" so they radiate downward from the saucer toward the rice.
* Targeting: Carefully drop the green peas (the shots) into "descending formation" paths on the rice field, as if they are raining down. Place broccoli florets (the "obstacles") on the other side of the rice. Drizzle a small amount of dark sauce near the beans.

🪐5. "Invader's" Mini Sweet Tart
A small, simple shortbread tart featuring a single, perfect mini-invader.
Ingredients
* 1 small (3-inch) pre-baked sweet shortbread or graham cracker tart shell.
* The Filling: Lemon curd, pastry cream, or warm golden honey.
* The Topper: A single, perfect, micro-sized green invader. (You must use the edible paper method or a very fine, blanched spinach cutout, as described in the technical note at the top).
Cooking Instructions
* Fill the small tart shell with your chosen sweet filling.
* Gently place the perfect mini-invader topper exactly in the center of the tart.

🌌6. The "Starfield Potion" Drink
A deep purple-blue galaxy beverage with glowing "laser" sticks.
Ingredients
* 1 oz gin or vodka
* 1/2 oz blue curaçao
* 2 oz lime juice
* 1 oz purple grape juice (for coloring)
* Optional for "Galaxy": A pinch of edible pearl dust.
* Garnish: Small glowing green beverage sticks (seen in image).
Cooking Instructions
* Combine the gin/vodka, lime juice, blue curaçao, and a splash of purple grape juice to achieve the deep indigo color. (If using pearl dust, add it now for a shimmery effect).
* Pour into a glass.
* Insert two of the glowing green cocktail sticks

👾 Space Invaders Inspired Meal Plan

Fuel up like a retro arcade hero defending Earth from alien waves. Each meal powers a different “level” of your day. 🚀

🌅 Level 1: Breakfast – Galaxy Protein Omelette
A high-protein start to power up your morning.
Ingredients
3 eggs
2 egg whites
½ cup spinach
¼ cup diced capsicum (bell pepper)
¼ cup mushrooms
30g shredded cheese (optional)
1 tsp olive oil
Salt & pepper
Side:
1 cup mixed fruit (berries, banana, apple, or melon)
Instructions
Heat olive oil in a pan over medium heat.
Cook mushrooms and capsicum for 2–3 minutes.
Add spinach and cook until slightly wilted.
Whisk eggs and egg whites together with salt and pepper.
Pour eggs into the pan and cook until mostly set.
Sprinkle cheese on top and fold the omelette.
Serve with the fresh fruit on the side.
👾 Power-Up: High protein and vitamins to start your day strong.

🛸 Level 2: Lunch – Laser Grilled Chicken Salad
Lean protein with fresh greens for sustained energy.
Ingredients
150–200g chicken breast
2 cups mixed salad greens
½ avocado sliced
½ cucumber sliced
1 small tomato diced
1 tbsp olive oil
Juice of ½ lemon
Salt, pepper, garlic powder
Instructions
Season chicken with salt, pepper, and garlic powder.
Grill or pan cook for 5–6 minutes per side until fully cooked.
Let rest for 3 minutes, then slice.
Combine greens, cucumber, tomato, and avocado in a bowl.
Top with chicken.
Drizzle olive oil and lemon juice over the salad.
👾 Power-Up: Protein + healthy fats = steady energy like an arcade power shield.

🌌 Level 3: Dinner – Cosmic Salmon with Veggie Quinoa

Omega-3 fuel for recovery after battle.
Ingredients
1 salmon fillet
¾ cup cooked quinoa
½ cup broccoli florets
½ cup zucchini sliced
1 tsp olive oil
½ tsp garlic powder
Salt & pepper
Lemon wedge
Instructions
Season salmon with salt, pepper, and garlic powder.
Bake at 200°C (400°F) for 12–15 minutes.
Steam broccoli and zucchini until tender.
Toss cooked quinoa with olive oil and veggies.
Plate quinoa mix and place salmon on top.
Squeeze fresh lemon over the salmon.
👾 Power-Up: Omega-3s and complex carbs help recovery and muscle repair.

🎮 Bonus Round Snacks – Asteroid Trail Mix & Protein Shake

Asteroid Trail Mix
Ingredients
¼ cup almonds
¼ cup cashews
2 tbsp pumpkin seeds
2 tbsp raisins or dried cranberries
1 tbsp dark chocolate chips (optional)
Instructions Mix everything in a bowl or container and portion into snack bags

Galactic Protein Shake
Ingredients
1 scoop protein powder
1 cup milk or almond milk
½ banana
Ice cubes
Instructions Blend for 20–30 seconds until smooth.

⚡ Daily Mission Tip Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated while battling alien invaders and completing your workouts.

👾 Space Invaders Workout Plan 🚀

Defend the galaxy while getting stronger. Complete each level like you're blasting waves of aliens.

🛰️ Warm-Up: Launch Sequence
Get the body ready for battle.
Jumping Jacks – x30

👽 Alien Arms
Power up your blasters.
Space Presses – 3 sets
Alien Curls – 3 sets

🌌 Cosmic Core
Stabilize your spaceship with a strong core.
Plank Invaders – 3 sets
Galaxy Crunches – 3 sets

🔫 Laser Legs
Build the leg power needed to dodge alien attacks.
Squat Blasters – 3 sets
Pixel Lunges – 3 sets

🛸 Bonus Round: Boss Battle
The final invasion wave.
5 km Run

💡 Mission Tip:
Move quickly between sets like you're dodging incoming alien lasers. Stay hydrated and keep your energy high during the invasion.

🐺 "Rise From Your Grave!"
We all remember that iconic, gravelly command from the opening of Altered Beast. It’s a Sega classic that defined "cool" for a generation of arcade and Genesis players—but let’s be real, those 16-bit sprites can only carry the power fantasy so far in 2026.

The Vision: Retro Soul, Modern Meat
Have you ever stopped to think about what this game would look like reimagined in Unreal Engine 5?

Imagine stepping into a hyper-realistic Ancient Greece where:
* Lumen lighting casts eerie, real-time shadows as you descend into the underworld.
* Nanite tech brings terrifying detail to every crumbling marble pillar and undead husk.
* The Transformation: Instead of a quick flash, you see a seamless, cinematic body-horror evolution into the Werewolf, with individual strands of fur reacting to the wind.

The side-scrolling brawler is a lost art, and seeing it injected with the scale of a modern AAA title makes us realize just how much potential is still buried in that graveyard.

What do you think? Does Altered Beast deserve a gritty, over-the-shoulder reboot, or should it stay a glorious pixelated memory?

That image looks like it was pulled straight out of Zeus’s personal dining hall! To "rise from your grave" and power up for a boss fight, you’re going to need a feast that is as primal as it is legendary.

Here are the recipes for the Altered Beast Banquet.
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1. The "Spirit Ball" Stew
A rich, earthy mushroom and lentil stew topped with a poached egg to represent the glowing orbs that trigger your transformation.
Ingredients
* 1 cup French green lentils (du Puy)
* 2 cups mixed wild mushrooms (cremini, shiitake, oyster)
* 1 small onion, diced
* 2 cloves garlic, minced
* 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar
* 4 cups vegetable or beef stock
* The Power-Up: 4 fresh eggs (one per bowl)

Instructions
* Sauté: In a pot, sauté onions and garlic until soft. Add mushrooms and cook until browned and fragrant.
* Simmer: Stir in the lentils and stock. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 20-25 minutes until lentils are tender.
* Season: Stir in balsamic vinegar, salt, and pepper.
* Transform: Poach an egg separately in simmering water for 3 minutes. Carefully place the "Spirit Ball" (the egg) in the center of the bowl just before serving.
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2. Neff’s Roasted "Beast" (Wild Boar or Pork)
The centerpiece of the table. A dark, honey-glazed roast to honor the final boss.
Ingredients

* 3-4 lb Pork shoulder or wild boar roast
* Glaze: 1/4 cup honey, 2 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp smoked paprika, 2 cloves minced garlic
* Fresh rosemary and thyme
* Pomegranate seeds (for the "blood" garnish)

Instructions
* Prep: Rub the meat with salt, pepper, and herbs. Let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes.
* Roast: Place in a roasting pan at 160°C (325°F).
* Glaze: Every 45 minutes, brush the honey-soy mixture over the meat to create that dark, "transformed" crust.
* Finish: Roast until the internal temperature reaches 63°C (145°F). Let it rest for 20 minutes before carving. Garnish with pomegranate seeds.
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3. Centurion’s Hearth Bread
Dense, rustic sourdough loaves to fuel your journey through the underworld.

Ingredients
* 1 loaf of high-quality Sourdough or Artisan bread
* Cornstarch and water (for the "stenciling" paste)
* Cocoa powder (for the dark lettering)

Instructions
* The Sigil: If baking from scratch, use a sharp razor (lamé) to score a wolf or dragon head into the dough before putting it in the oven.
* The Logo: To get the "Altered Beast" look on a pre-baked loaf, mix a little cocoa powder with water. Use a small brush to "paint" the game title onto the crust, then pop it back in a hot oven for 2 minutes to set the pigment.
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4. Underworld Roasted Roots
Charred carrots and potatoes, as if cooked over the fires of Hades.

Instructions
* Toss rainbow carrots (purple, orange, white) and fingerling potatoes in olive oil, salt, and plenty of cracked black pepper.
* Roast at 200°C (400°F) for 30-40 minutes until the edges are blackened and crispy.
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Pro Tip: Serve with a goblet of deep red wine or pomegranate juice to complete the aesthetic.

Love the reimagined concept! Check this out!

Have you ever thought about what Altered Beast would look like if it were released today?
​Imagine those 8-bit transformations but with modern, hyper-realistic graphics.

I’ve been looking around at reimagined iconic characters (the Werewolf, the Dragon, the Werebear), and the results are honestly insane.
​Check out these concepts and let me know what you think:

​Does the modern grit ruin the retro charm?
​Or is it time for a massive AAA remake?
​Drop your thoughts below! Which beast was always your go-to? ⚡🔥

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