JOKES JOKES

IF YOU'RE HAVING S*X AND YOU'RE NOT MARRIED IT'S NOT CALLED 'DATING' IT'S CALLED FORNICATION

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Your teeth is so yellow that when you smile along side the road the traffic slows down

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My Baby joke 😀😁🐓

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FOOD PRAYER
Our food, who are in the kitchen
Hallowed be thy saucepan
Thy porridge, beans, meat, pasho and rice com
As it has bee designed and put in the school
Cive us our daily meat
And forgive us the students who consume you
As we forgive those who double you
Lead us not into double deals but deliver us form weya
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Teacher: Who is the president of Uganda?
Children: ERIAS LUKWAGO
Teacher: Correct and the minister of defense?
Children: Ken Lukyamuzi
Teacher: Correct, what is the capital city of Uganda?
Children: Kireka
Teacher: Very good, and who composed the National Anthem?
Children: Bobi wine
Teacher: Excellent, what do you call people from Moscow?
Children: Mosquitoes
Teacher: Perfect. How many 2+5
Children: 25
Teacher: That's good. You are going to be stupid until the government increases my salary.