288 Sports Ottawa

❄️ It’s freezing.
⛳️ Your clubs are collecting dust.
🕶️ Your swing hasn’t seen daylight in months.

Sound familiar?

Good news — you don’t have to wait for spring.

Join us February 7th at Amped Sports Lab & Ice Complex for our Indoor Golf Tournament — where you can finally swing a club again without losing feeling in your fingers.

Expect:
🏌️ Indoor golf (warm, dry, and judgment-free)
🤣 Friendly competition and winter laughs
🏆 Prizes and bragging rights

Because winter is long… but golf season doesn’t have to be.

📅 February 7th
📍 Amped Sports Lab & Ice Complex

All proceeds support Muscular Dystrophy Canada, helping fund important research and provide support to individuals and families affected by myotonic dystrophy.

👉 Register now — your clubs miss you.

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WOW! September had to have been our record number of games for that month. 56 games timed!! 😱😱😱😱

With that we were able to send $28 CAD to our new Charity of the Season, , as well as another $28-ish CAD to Ukraine! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Did you know we do summer hockey? NEITHER DID WE 😱😱😱😱 (someone asked, and we timed their games basically)


We’re continuing last season’s tradition of giving 50 cents to Ukraine via cryptocurrency (DOT this time because BTC gas fees were brought back in by ).


In addition, we have a new , , who does fantastic work with kids and STEM! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Last game 7 of the year! Ottawa Sting vs Nepean Raiders in the U18AA division! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Well, 2 months have gone by and we’ve managed to do almost 200 games!! 😱😱😱😱

So this is how busy we’ve been: 238 games since September! That’s $119 going towards Ukrainian relief efforts, and another $119 towards the Ukrainian government via 😱😱😱😱



We invite anyone to donate directly to using that wallet address and help end this illegal war.

Well, now….who’s in charge of Hockey Canada right now? 🤔🤫🤣 🏒

Ice Hockey Timekeeper: Ongoing
Objectives

Objectives of the Ice Hockey Timekeeper is to keep accurate time and stats of tournament hockey games.

Roles and Responsibilities

-Able to travel to various arenas in the Greater Ottawa Area to maintain accurate game time and recording points and penalties
-Constant awareness of game status
-Other tasks upon request

Required Attributes

-Passion and In-depth knowledge of the game of hockey is a requirement
-Working knowledge of Google Drive
-Level C First Aid & CPR is a requirement
-Good feel for industry culture
-Demonstrate tact in responding to client feedback
-Strong team player with ability to work independently
-Willingness to learn
-Reliable transportation is a requirement
-Excellent oral and verbal communication skills
-Mastery of English is a requirement; French will be considered an asset
-A police record check may be required for minor hockey games

Why 288 Sports Ottawa?

-Fantastic side gig of your favourite sport
-Networking opportunities
-Relaxed atmosphere, company culture of not taking anything too seriously
-Slave-driving but with hockey!

COMPENSATION: $18.5 to $35 per game

HOW TO APPLY: Please send cover letters and resumes to [Email address hidden] citing the position title in the subject line. No telephone calls please. We thank all applicants for their interest; however, only those selected for interview will be contacted.

So this has been a completely sh*te month. First, we had one of our timekeepers ASSAULTED by some 🤡 “protester” (more like domestic terrorist) on her way to do a game, and now we got another 🤡 invading a country because he’s a 🤡.



All that said, we’ll be donating the game fee from that night to , an -based coalition to end violence against women.



Our usual has also changed (sorry, ) to provide humanitarian relief to via , as well as to the government via bitcoin. Details of those are in the photos above.



So if you have any bitcoin, ethereum, or polkadot crypto you can spare, I invite you to send them their way.



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Aaaaaand we’re back! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳