Chela Davison

Moving at the pace of moss: unbothered, ancient, slowly taking up more and more space until we're all like 'woah, where'd you come from, you're gorgeous!'.

New personal development framework, no course required.

A toast to the younger bi***es — may they go forth with all the gumption we did.
The Peri-Godmother assures you - you're not losing it, you're just wise now.

There is dirt, darling, that wants to be between your toes.
The Hag has spoken. Log off accordingly.

Mid-life…grief and decline? Joy and ascension?
What should be done about it? Shall we taxidermy our faces? Blow up our careers? Tell our dependents "you've got this…I'll be napping".

A Little Bit Much. Now touring. Next up:

🍄 Toronto, ON — Sept 17
🍄 Guelph, ON — Sept 18
🍄 St. Catharines, ON — Sept 19
🍄 Wakefield, QC — Sept 25
🍄 Ottawa, ON — Sept 26
🍄 Lunenburg, NS — Oct 1
🍄 Wolfville, NS — Oct 2
🍄 Dartmouth, NS — Oct 3

🎟 cheladavison.com/show

A wee hot tip for all the recovering A-Types out there.
I love ambition. I really do.
Don't love feeling behind, under the gun or like I'm always falling short.
Maybe shifting the goal posts closer in is the solve?

You know what's super magnetic? Being a stressed out, pressured, shell of a human being. JKJK. But holy, can I ever lock in to creating from pressure. Why? It's a habit I'm shedding, but holy, bringing pleasure, play, connection and delight into the making?
Changes everything.

The full essay on my Substack --> cheladavison.substack.com

Personal transformation workshops. Silent meditation retreats. Weird ass health regimens. Menstrual blood facemasks. Crystal d*ldos and coffee enemas.

You name it, I tried.

A Little Bit Much. On tour. Next Up:

🍄 Toronto, ON — Sept 17
🍄 Guelph, ON — Sept 18
🍄 St. Catharines, ON — Sept 19
🍄 Wakefield, QC — Sept 25
🍄 Ottawa, ON — Sept 26
🍄 Lunenburg, NS — Oct 1
🍄 Wolfville, NS — Oct 2
🍄 Dartmouth, NS — Oct 3

🎟 cheladavison.com/show

My one-woman show A Little Bit Much is coming east this fall! Come laugh-cry with me:

🎭 Toronto ON — Sept 17
🎭 Guelph ON — Sept 18
🎭 St. Catharines ON — Sept 19
🎭 Wakefield QC — Sept 25
🎭 Ottawa ON — Sept 26
🎭 Lunenburg NS — Oct 1
🎭 Wolfville NS — Oct 2
🎭 Dartmouth NS — Oct 3
🎟 Tix: cheladavison.com/show

A grounding squat for everyone whose to-do list has its own to-do list.
Yoni containment not guaranteed.