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How many of you know what a Turkey is? More importantly, how many of you have idiot friends who will do a turkey dance in your honor the next time it happens? My friend made three birds in a row on her way to carding her first ever sub 80 round and nobody danced for her… so I’m here to spread Turkey awareness.

(Let it be known that she also only picked this game up three years ago!! As far as I’m concerned, the whole group should have been flapping and gobbling with mad respect. She shot -1 on the back 9! They owe you, Nadine 😆🦃).

Nah. I just want your cocktail.

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Just another doing golf sicko things on a balmy New Zealand summers day.

How to optimize nutrition for tournament days ….
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(And yes, we came second 💰)

Not sure who’s idea it was to mic me up during the tourney at , but I’m pretty sure the golf channel isn’t going to be calling me anytime soon.

I have yet to fully dig in to the footage, and like you, I too am terrified. I probably have to be nice to you forever now. But atleast I stuck this on the green 👌😆

I feel like I should do a series of “was this a shock collar” or “just an example of my amazing dexterity?”

Got the green in reg… also got the grass stains.
Can’t blame electrocution this time. ⚡️

Thanks for the paparazzi capture 😆

Welcome to winter golf in

First rule of flop shots… “admitting that you f*cked up” - 🤡

You missed, and you missed in the wrong spot. But luckily I love a good flopportunity, inappropriate or not. Sent this one to the moon and saved par to stay 2 up.

And lucky kept the camera rolling long enough to catch a special personal message. 😘 (I know and were wondering why they were tagged… 😆)

Surround yourself with friends who lift you up!
Like is always there for me. Wait for it… sound on.

Maybe I should have got the contact of the dude on the deck? 😆 But also this got from total jail through three different trees and almost to the green, so yes, there was definitely some luck.

Everyone using this audio for stunning landscapes…. But listen, I set a personal record at the . Then I invited myself into the horse race (still owe you that entry fee ) 🐎 😂🤦🏻‍♀️