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🚨Carlo Ancelotti will call up Neymar for the World Cup if he continues like this!

🗣️ Ancelotti: “Neymar is on the right path. He must continue this way and improve his condition.”

“He is capable of returning to 100% fitness. I’ve said it several times and it’s very clear: I will call up players who are physically ready.”

“After his knee injury, Neymar has come back well and is scoring goals.”

(via lequipe)

In the last 17 seasons, Real Madrid have won only 14 of 51 domestic trophies. 😳❌

⏳❌ This season, they look set to finish trophyless for a second consecutive year, sitting 7 points behind Barcelona in the title race, losing to Barcelona in the Supercopa, and being knocked out by Albacete in the Copa del Rey.

🤔🤷‍♂️ How can a club struggle so much domestically while completely dominating in Europe?

🚨 In the last 5 occasions that Real Madrid lost the first leg of a KO stage tie in the UEFA Champions League, they went through to the next round 3 times.

• 24/25 vs Arsenal ❌
• 21/22 vs Manchester City ✅
• 21/22 vs Paris Saint Germain ✅
• 19/20 vs Manchester City ❌
• 15/16 vs Wolfsburg ✅

Your predictions for next week?

🚨 All fees included, Franco Mastantuono cost Madrid €70M in total.

• As for Olise, all fees included, he cost Bayern €73M in total.

📌 Serious questions should be asked of Madrid's scouting team and their horrible recent work.

🚨 FT: Bayern 2–1 Madrid. It’s honestly ridiculous that Madrid didn’t score more - Vinícius Júnior and Kylian Mbappé were incredibly wasteful. That said, Bayern could easily have had five themselves.

A brilliant game for neutrals, but from a Madrid perspective, it once again exposed the lack of quality across the board - attack, midfield, and defense. Even Andriy Lunin made a mistake.

The tie already feels nearly out of reach. It’s hard to see Madrid going to Bayern and turning this around with a deficit. Bayern were simply the superior side.

• Harry Kane this season, all competitions:

👕 45 games
🌟 58 G/A
⚽️ 53 goals
🅰️ 5 assists
🎁 16 penalties

• Kylian Mbappé this season, all competitions:

👕 42 games
🌟 52 G/A
⚽️ 44 goals
🅰️ 8 assists
🎁 14 penalties

Ronaldo and Messi against some of the best goalkeepers of the last two decades:

🇮🇹 Gianluigi Buffon
▶ Ronaldo: 9 goals
▶ Messi: 2 goals

🇩🇪 Manuel Neuer
▶ Ronaldo: 10 goals
▶ Messi: 2 goals

🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois
▶ Ronaldo: 12 goals
▶ Messi: 9 goals

🇨🇿 Petr Cech
▶ Ronaldo: 3 goals
▶ Messi: 2 goals

🇸🇮 Jan Oblak
▶ Ronaldo: 11 goals
▶ Messi: 11 goals

🇪🇸 David De Gea
▶ Ronaldo: 8 goals
▶ Messi: 6 goals

Nightmare for top Goalkeepers..👀

Liverpool in all competitions this season:

✅ 25 wins
⚔️ 7 draws
❌ 15 losses

❌ Real Madrid’s 5 game win streak is OVER!

🚨 Arbeloa on Bayern Munich game next: “I want my players to know that we can WIN on Tuesday”.

“I know my players, and the importance they're giving to the Bayern game. I'm certain the fans will be absolutely fired up, and the players will be up for it”.

: A comparison between Alvaro Arbeloa and Xabi Alonso in their first 11 La Liga games:

• Arbeloa: 24 points, 3 defeats
• Xabi Alonso: 30 points, 1 defeat

Cristiano Ronaldo for Al Nassr! 🇵🇹

👕 138 games
🌟 146 G/A
⚽️ 123 goals
🅰️ 23 assists
🎁 32 penalties
🏆 0 trophies

Lionel Messi for Inter Miami! 🇦🇷

👕 95 games
🌟 126 G/A
⚽️ 83 goals
🅰️ 43 assists
🎁 4 penalties
🏆 4 trophies