05/06/2026
π PLAYER OF THE MATCH AWARDS: A Tale of Two Moods! π
They say football is a game of two halves, but this week, it was a game of two very different post-match vibes! Please put your hands together for our latest Cymru Coaching legends:
β¨ Simon Williams (Almost Athletic)
Simon is currently floating somewhere in the stratosphere after a thrilling 3-2 victory. Legend has it his high-five is still echoing around the pitch. 10/10 for the enthusiasm, Simon! π
β¨ Graham Linnard (6 Shades of Grey)
On the other side of the emotional spectrum, we have Graham. Look, a 1-5 loss sting, but Graham took it like an absolute champ. Even the little dragon on his shoulder is looking a bit grumpy about it, but a Player of the Match performance is a performance to be proud of! ππΌ
Proof that whether you win or lose, you can still walk away with the silverware (or in this case, a giant shiny star).
Drop some love for Simon and Graham in the comments! π
05/06/2026
It was another brilliant week for our community multi-sport training! Check out the results from this week's matches. β½οΈπ
Huge shout out to all the teams for some fantastic competition. Look at that close-run 3-2 game!
It's all about playing, improving, and having fun together.
Almost Athletic 3 - 2 Real Ale Madrid
6 Shades of Grey 1 - 5 Bettws Blues
Ready for the next round? Keep training, stay fit, and weβll see you back on the pitch! πͺπ
30/05/2026
Here are your highly prestigious, completely undisputed Players of the Match!
# # # π‘οΈ Rhys Walters β Bettws Blues
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**Awarded for: The Human Brick Wall Directive**
Rhys didn't just play this week; he hosted a masterclass in absolute refusal. Rumor has it the opposition are still trying to figure out how to get past him. Rhys covered so much ground that the local council is looking into taxing him for occupying multiple postcodes at once. If you needed a ball intercepted, a counter-attack neutralized, or just someone to look intensely focused while doing it, Rhys was your man. A performance so solid it should come with its own building permit.
# # # π Mark Edwards β Almost Athletic
**Awarded for: Defying the Laws of Physics (and Stamina)**
Mark put the "Athletic" in *Almost Athletic* this weekβand honestly, there was no "almost" about it. He was moving at a pace that suggested he either forgot to turn his oven off at home or heβs secretly sponsored by an energy drink company. Leaving defenders in a state of existential dread, Mark was everywhere at once. He controlled the game with the kind of confidence usually reserved for people who actually know what theyβre doing. An absolute shift.
> π **A massive congrats to both lads!** Your trophies are currently being crafted from the finest imaginary gold. See you all next week!
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30/05/2026
# # β½ Cymru Coaching Weekly Game Results! β½
It was another action-packed week on the pitch! Our teams left it all out there, bringing the energy, the goals, and some truly incredible team names.
Here is how the latest round of fixtures shook out:
# # # π The Scoreboard
* **Almost Athletic 7 β 0 Cirque Du Sore Legs**
* *A dominant performance from Almost Athletic this week, securing a massive clean-sheet victory. Cirque Du Sore Legs fought hard but will definitely be feeling the sting of this one into next week!*
* **Real Ale Madrid 1 β 5 Bettws Blues FC**
* *Bettws Blues FC put on a masterclass away from home, putting five past the keeper. Real Ale Madrid managed to get themselves on the scoresheet but couldn't quite contain the Blues' clinical attack.*
# # # π Powered by Cymru Coaching
A huge shoutout to everyone who took part! These matches are all about **inclusive workouts for all abilities**, keeping active, and having a brilliant time doing it.
π **Want to get involved?** Whether you're looking for multi-sport training or inclusive fitness sessions, head over to **cymrucoaching.com** to find out more and join the community.
22/05/2026
Players of the match π₯
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One of them played like a runaway freight train, the other played like a seasoned pro who doesn't even need to break a sweat to get the job done.
Total contrast in styles, but Damian Barnard and Carl Bodenham put on a masterclass in maximum entertainment on the pitch! π€ Well done both π
22/05/2026
The latest results are in! π
β½οΈ 6 Shades of Grey 2 - 6 Real Ale Madrid
β½οΈ Cirque Du Sore Legs 1 - 2 Bettws Blues
A high-scoring thriller and a nail-biting close encounter. Love to see the competitive spirit out there! π
Find out more about our inclusive leagues at cymrucoaching.com π
19/05/2026
Thank you to Lee and all at Cymru Coaching for providing new training footballs for Bryntirion U10. Your investment in grassroots football is massively appreciated!!
15/05/2026
Tonightβs Players of the Match go to Dale Evans from Real Ale Madrid and Brian Girdwood from 6 Shades of Grey π»β½
Dale was everywhere β chasing down every ball, pulling off silky passes and somehow still having enough energy left for the post-match pint! A proper engine in midfield with enough banter to keep both benches entertained.
Brian rolled back the years with a classy performance full of composure, clever touches and experience. Calm on the ball, sharp in the tackle and reading the game like heβd already seen the script before kickoff!
Two top performances, plenty of laughs and another cracking night of walking football π
15/05/2026
Weekly game results π₯
π₯ Almost Athletic nicked a cracking 3-2 win over 6 Shades of Grey in a match tighter than a pair of old football shorts. End-to-end stuff with both teams going for it right until the final whistle.
πΊ Real Ale Madrid were clearly in no mood for sharing points, putting on a ruthless display to beat Cirque Du Sore Legs 7-1. Passing flowed, goals flew in, and confidence levels are now dangerously high heading into next week.
π Another top night of walking football β competitive on the pitch, laughs off it, and VAR still nowhere to be seen. β½π