24/09/2026
Four Heroes in a Half Shell emerged from the lair tonight for a high-speed 8km patrol around Burnham! With the dark nights closing in, we’ve been scouting out some brighter, well-lit surface routes to keep our ninja footwork sharp and avoid lurking in the shadows. 🐢⚡
It was a cool, breezy evening under a totally radical sunset—epic sky vibes all round for a rooftop-worthy sprint.
Massive shoutout to tonight's strike team: Emma, Richard, and Steve—you all brought pure turtle power out there tonight! A huge happy birthday slice of pizza 🍕 goes to Steve for celebrating earlier this week. I also heard whispers through the sewer pipes that it was Emma's "master-level motivation" (okay, persistent nagging 😂) that pushed Richard all the way across the finish line. Cowabunga!
We reassemble on Tuesday—same time, same lair—for a slightly lighter 5km warm-up jaunt.
And another shameless plug for Burnham's original Trojan Fitness Dojo: remember, your first bootcamp session is 100% free of charge.
Sensei James — still the best run leader on the planet ... probably. 🥷🍕
