Dad’s Army Football Team

June is men’s mental health month. But we need to make sure we shine a spotlight on mental health 12 months of the year.

Every 90 minutes in England, a life is lost to su***de. The same amount of time a football match lasts.

75% of those lives lost are men.

We’re on the verge of the World Cup, an exciting time for many football fans up and down the country as football fever grips the nation. But for some the darkness of a mental health crisis will be taking grip.

We want to end the stigma surrounding men’s mental health and help men through the power of conversation and football.

TALK - SUPPORT - PLAY
Stronger Together 💪🏼

We’re so excited and honoured to have been invited by Babcock International Group to play on the pitch this Friday at Home Park, the home of Plymouth Argyle Football Club

Bringing our team and positive mental health message to Plymouth as well as our questionable football skills!

As well as aligning on our shared passion with for positive mental health discussions and awareness, we’ll also be raising much needed funds and support for the fabulous Project 35 initiative, which does vital work to tackle food poverty.

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- Supporting Communities -

- TOGETHER we make a difference -

When the opposition spy on our training sessions! 😂 😴 💤

It’s happening!

DAFT ON TOUR!

For the 3rd year in a row, we’ve been invited to take part in the International Tournament hosted by our great friends .pachanga

This will be the 15th year of the tournament and a very special one as our hosts celebrate their 50th Anniversary!

We can’t wait! ¡Vamos!

TALK - SUPPORT - PLAY ~ STRONGER TOGETHER

UNBELIEVABLE SCENES IN CHEDDAR!

Mohamed Salah signs for Dad’s Army Football Team!

BREAKING NEWS: Shock Transfer as Mohamed Salah Signs for Dad’s Army Football Team

In one of the most unexpected moves in football history, global superstar Mohamed Salah has completed a sensational switch from Liverpool FC to the legendary (and slightly chaotic) Dad’s Army Football Team.

The deal, confirmed early this morning, has stunned fans and pundits alike, with many initially believing it to be an elaborate April Fools’ joke. However, Salah appeared in full kit at a hastily arranged press conference, grinning as he signed on the dotted line in his new shirt—reportedly still slightly damp from being washed with the team’s bibs.

“I’m really excited,” Salah told reporters. “This is a different challenge for me. I’ve played in big stadiums, but nothing prepares you for Sunday mornings with this squad.”

He went on to highlight what he’s most looking forward to:

“Hearing Alex moan from kickoff to final whistle—it’s like having a constant soundtrack.”
“Watching Simon try to hide from the sun. I’ve played in Egypt… I’ve never seen anything like it.”
“Arek shouting ‘go ball, no foul!’ every 30 seconds—I think I understand it… maybe.”
“And of course, I’ve heard a lot about the famous Greavesy Reservoir Shot. I can’t wait to see it live… preferably not while I’m walking my dog.”

Sources close to the club say negotiations broke down several times over concerns about post-match refreshments and whether Salah would be expected to bring his own orange slices.
Team manager Mart described the signing as “a statement of intent,” adding: “We’ve always said we were just one world-class player away from turning things around. Also, he said he’d give us a lift to matches, which helps.”

Fans have already begun speculating how Salah will fit into the squad’s unique tactical system, often described as “fluid chaos,” with one regular attendee noting: “If he can survive five minutes without someone arguing over who’s man that was, he’ll be fine.”

Salah’s first appearance is expected to be this week at Wednesday ‘Training’ though insiders suggest the session may be delayed pending a group chat debate about payment of subs.

One thing is certain: Sunday league football may never be the same again. But as always, football is the winner!