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24/09/2026

UH OH! THOSE SAXOPHONES KEEP GETTING LOUDER 😅🎷

The pressure building when you are skipping and have only got 1 Bowl left to save dropping a big count!

Some with crumble… some will be a saviour… but which are you? 👀

It doesn’t fill you with a lot of confidence when your previous 2 attempts have been pretty poor! 😬

Oh well… one attempt left, I’m sure you can pull it out of the bag… 👀

… hopefully! 😅

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22/09/2026

PERFECT TEAM SELECTION! 👌🏼

That moment when you look at the team-sheet and you’ve been selected in the same rink as your bestie!

Nothing but good vibes, banter and a whole lot of rage-baiting to come 👀

Well done Captain! 😍🤣

We all get that feeling when you’re picked alongside your mates! 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻

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20/09/2026

RECRUITMENT DRIVE! 👀🤣

In Bowls… you want to win!

You want the best players, you want to play with the best people and you want to win as much as you can…

That’s why, sometimes you need to try and recruit others to hop on over to your side 😉

Convince them, feed them the dream and soon… maybe, just maybe, they’ll join you! 👀

Or they’ll give you a flat no and laugh in your face 🤣

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16/09/2026

YOU LITERALLY JUST LEFT THE HEAD! 🤦🏼‍♂️

Like this post if you’ve ever experienced something like this…

You’ve just switched ends, nothing has changed… and the opposition skip steps on the mat…

“Who holds please?”

Whaaaaat… you’ve literally just seen the head…

Either, they’ve got serious memory problems or they think that when you turn your back on the head, the Bowlsnget up and magically change positions 😅🤣

YOU LITERALLY WERE AT THE HEAD 20s AGO!!!

Frustrating… confusing… ahh Bowls 🤣

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15/09/2026

IT’S HEATING UP! 😬🔥

We’ve all had those moments… there’s been a bit of needle in the game and Janice from the opposition’s team is really starting to get on your teammate’s nerves 👀

She’s been clapping wicks, won’t stop talking when you’re about to Bowl and is taking forever to deliver her Bowls…

You can feel things are about to kick off 🙈

Things are about to get interesting… 😬🤣

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14/09/2026

WHAT WAS THAT?! 👀🤣

When your teammate plays a bad shot… it’s important to laugh at them… right?! 🤣

No but seriously, if they try to play a running Bowl and you already know it’s missed about 2 yards down the green and their Bowl ends up tight, out of rink… I think it’s okay to ask “what was that” 🤣

We all play those kinds of horror Bowls but we also all like to jump on it when someone else does the same 😅

Bad Bowls… we all have them…

Awful Bowls… you’ve got to laugh at them or you’d cry 😢🤣

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13/09/2026

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP? 👀😬

How many times have you either been apologised to as a skip or apologised to your skip for leaving them in the sh*t?! 👀

Obviously, nobody plays bad on purpose but when you’re relentlessly going to Bowl and you’re 3-4-5 down… it’s difficult!

Is there anything I can do to help?

Yeah… get closer or p*ss off!! 🤬🤣

Like if you can relate 🤣

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12/09/2026

SHOCK RESULT!

You head up the club, go straight to see how everyone is getting on in their league games and SHOCK… top of the league are getting thrashed! 🙈

Nobody saw that coming and it’s the talking point of the club for the evening! 👀

Let’s just hope it’s not you on the wrong side of that result… if so, be ready for the abuse 👀🤣

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10/09/2026

POOR GERALD 👀🤣

You’re up the club and you’re grabbing a pint before your game starts when you overhear club members Gerald and Susan talking about how Gerald hurt himself the other night!

Must have been playing Bowls…

It especially hurt him on the ‘long ones’.

Well, I hope you get better soon Gerald, rest up fella! 👀🤣

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09/09/2026

KARMA! 👀

We all know that skip who thinks they know best…

You tell them a shot to stay away from danger but of course… they don’t want to do that! 🙄

They play what they want to play… and yes, you guessed it… they give away the shot! 🤬

Some people you just can’t tell unfortunately 😬

Onto the next end… 😅

Address

Fakenham Sports Centre, Hempton Road
Fakenham
NR217NY

Website

https://gallow-indoor-bowls.co.uk/

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