Uphill Gardeners Darts

2 of the 3 have arrived to absolute fanfare. Took us an hour to get in the venue. Now in the VIP part for our own safety

Absolutely enormous news also regarding the Battle in Bristol tonight as, due to going AWOL in Worcester for 24 hours Shaun Vernall has been replaced by none other than the Gardeners own pale skinned, butternut squash Josh Lewis!

Lee R Bradley and Steve Wynn also on what is a very stacked card and at only £5 a ticket is the closest you'll get to free autographs when we're sweating our t**s off.

Doors open 16:30.

Be there or don't.

BRADLEY BASHES IN THE BRIDGE

Lee R Bradley won the ADC vault down Saintbridge last night in what was, a very indifferent evening for the bloke.

Scrapes through the group by one leg, despatched Josh Lewis in a tidy quarter final performance, decent in the semi final then absolutely wiped Joe Bagguley off the face of the earth.

When asked for comment Steve said: "Thrilled for Lee. Regular bridesmaid, irregularly the bride. Sure wouldnt be a wedding I'd want to attend"

QUINEYS QUIDS IN

Huge well done to the tightest member of the Gardeners squad Joe Quiney for winning not one, but two ADC Vaults this week 👏🎯

On hearing the news Steve had this to say: "Unbelievable scenes. Chuffed for the bloke. However, it should be known, he is the sort of fella who would change notes into coins just so his pockets are further out of reach. Ducks as***le is loose compared to this guy"

What's on this weekend I hear the fans asking.

Well, you're in for an absolute treat.

Saturday sees Lee R Bradley and Steve Wynn travel to Patchway to play in a charity event raising money for a great cause!

Sunday sees at least Andy Price and Michael Burford in action in the mixed league away at the Avenue 🎯

Anyone wanting more info regarding Saturdays event, feel free to message! Tickets are £5, which is a steal considering the talent on show

Huge well done to r kid Joe Quiney winning last night's vault in Evesham. The lads on fire at the moment which is great to see 🎯

Latest tables in the Gloucester at what is, for us anyway, the half way point of the league season.

No game this Monday due to it being a free week across the league but fear not, fellow Gardeners, as most of us are in action at some point between now and our next league game!

*GIDDY UP GIDDY UP*

Gardeners march on with a very good 7-2 win against the Saintbridge Jockey

Many, many c**t fines but ultimately, it has been decided that the biggest c**t this week goes to Steve Wynn . Awful performance. Awful bloke.

Free week next week to assess the situation

Phenomenal scenes at the theatre of beers tonight as the Gardeners are actually on their own board for just the 3rd time this season!

Saintbridge Jockey (H)

Keen.