03/05/2026
Cardiff ❤️
Came back to redeem myself from last year’s bonus five laps (didn’t order them, still had to pay for them). Yes, that was Open and this was Pro, but apparently the suffering is priced the same. To keep things interesting—and clearly because they heard I was coming—they tweaked the course just enough to make counting feel like advanced maths. Different ins, different points… basically a game of “guess your lap” but with sweat.
In a moment of what can only be described as questionable wisdom, I signed up for a solo Pro (last one of the season, go big or go home) and doubles with my partner in crime, Helena Yeadon from Manchester Hyrox. And this time… we had a time to beat. No pressure.
Race day checklist: nutrition ✔️ contacts ✔️ pickle juice for cramp ✔️ Helena giddy as a kipper ✔️
I had 1 hour 40 between races, which Helena quite rightly decided was far too sensible, so she suggested we ask to move one. The team at the stadium were absolute legends and shifted our doubles back 40 minutes—giving me over two hours between races. Luxury.
Off I went for race one. Ankle strapped up from a “what was I thinking?” moment a couple nights before. The sled and row? Agony. Counting? Going well… until run four, where I mentally left the building, forgot what lap I was on, and the board froze so I couldn’t even check. Ideal. Took a gamble, got a penalty for missing a lap (classic), but still finished two minutes faster. I’ll take that, thanks.
Also, shoutout to the wall balls judge—best one I’ve ever had. Honestly, could’ve done with him running it with me. Cheers, Mr Wall Balls Judge.
Quick turnaround: wipe down, outfit change, food, sugar, heroic swig of pickle juice—and back out with Helena. First lap: instant stitch. Thought, “this is it, this is where I simply lie down and become part of the flooring.” But no chance I was letting Helena down. Between my ankle and her lower back, we powered through and knocked 1 minute 30 seconds off our time.
Not even pretending to be tough—there were tears. It was done, and I genuinely have no idea how. Will I ever do that again? Absolutely not. Am I glad I did it? Also yes.
Helena was incredible, as always—every bit of her training showed. And to my husband, my biggest fan, who backs me every step (and probably wonders why I do this to myself)—thank you ❤️
So, the last 12 months: different courses, countless runs, all the stations, and a lot of lessons. Mistakes were made—some more than once—but that’s how it goes. I’ve gone from Open to Pro, gotten faster, gotten stronger… and still found new and creative ways to make life harder for myself. Work in progress, always 😅 …. and the pickle juice absolutely works btw 👍
So… a little rest now until October (read: I’ll sit still for approximately 12 minutes before getting twitchy) and then it’s time for a brand-new training plan.
As for my last Hyrox… who knows? I’ll be honest, the running and I are not on speaking terms—it’s a very one-sided relationship where it tries to ruin my life and I simply endure it. Maybe it’s time to defect to CrossFit?? Less running, more lifting heavy things and questioning my life choices in a different way. Sounds promising.
Truth is, I’m not chasing anything super specific—I just want to be the best version of me right now. Slightly stronger, slightly faster, and ideally less confused about what lap I’m on.
If anything I’ve done over this past year has inspired even one woman to get moving again, then that’s a massive win. And don’t worry—I’m not saying you need to sign up for a Hyrox (unless you fancy a bit of organised chaos). Just find something that gets you back into the gym, or into a sport you enjoy… or at least tolerate more than I tolerate running.
If you’re local, I’m based GRIMS Functional Fitness and Strength Centre —a place where everyone’s welcome, whether you’re just starting out or already smashing it. Passion for fitness is the only requirement… and maybe a decent sense of humour 😅
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