Jogonham Athletic F.C

🕯️ Official Announcement: The Passing of Blugalshmoo, the Jogonham Salad Cream Wizard

After 12,918 years of unwavering service to the beautiful game, Blugalshmoo the Jogonham Salad Cream Wizard has passed peacefully at the age of 12,918. His light may have faded, but his legend will never dim.

⚽ Career Statistics
| Category | Record |
|-----------|---------|
| Matches Attended | Every single Jogonham Athletic fixture since 1867 |
| Magical Supply Drops Delivered | 18,284,103 |
| Stadium Spells Cast | 1,129 successful enchantments |
| Times He Shouted “UP THE FU**IN JOGS!” | Countless |
| Favourite Condiment | Heinz Salad Cream (eternal sponsor of his soul) |

Blugalshmoo was known for summoning Heinz Salad Cream supply drops upon the stadiums in the 67th minute every game without fail. He will be greatly missed here at Chug Park.

Everyone attending the match against Plonkton must buy a bottle of heinz Salad cream and sq**rt it into the air in the 67th minute.

Our final Pre Season test before the 26/27 Enterprise National League Season.
Grab your tickets at Chug Park. Deadline is tuesday and 12pm.
Adult ticket- 5 chug pies
Under 18s- 2 Chug pies
Toddlers- Free

Ernest Choglakpogpoo joins fierce rival Yoghog for a significant undisclosed fee subject to international clearance.
Worst of luck Ernest

PRE SEASON FRIENDLIES Week 5&6 RESULTS

14th July
Austin City 2 - 3 Jogonham

20th July
Grimsby Town 1 - 1 Jogonham

🚨 OFFICIAL: Oliburger Gherkinmelon IV SIGNS FOR JOGONHAM ATHLETIC! 🟤

Jogonham Athletic are delighted to announce the signing of Oliburger Gherkinmelon IV, aged 15, from our allies at Chugbury FC.

The exciting young talent joins the club in a deal worth 10 Chug Pies, strengthening the close partnership between Chugbury FC and the Jogonham Academy.

Everyone at Jogonham Athletic is thrilled to welcome Oliburger to the club and can't wait to see him develop in brown and orange.

Welcome to Jogonham Athletic, Oliburger! 🟤⚽

The start of a new Era.
Bongo Babu🐐

💥 JOGONHAM ATHLETIC — THE MOST EARTH‑SHAKING ANNOUNCEMENT IN OUR HISTORY 💥

Jogonham Athletic can officially confirm that our future has just been launched into a new era of wealth, ambition, and myth‑level destiny.

Because today…
We welcome Bongo Babu, the multi‑trillionaire from Djibouti, the globally celebrated inventor of Fufu, and a man whose origin story is so extraordinary it feels carved into the walls of time itself.

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🌍 The Legend of Bongo Babu
Before he became a financial superpower…
Before he invented Fufu and changed the culinary world forever…
Before his net worth grew so large it began influencing local weather patterns…

There was a boy in Djibouti with a wooden bowl, a dream, and a stubborn refusal to accept that food couldn’t be improved.

📜 The Origin Story of Bongo Babu
Born in the coastal town of Tadjoura, Bongo Babu grew up surrounded by traders, travellers, and storytellers. As a child, he spent hours experimenting with ingredients, textures, and techniques, determined to create something the world had never tasted.

One night, during a desert storm so fierce it bent palm trees sideways, young Bongo mixed a handful of flour with water and began pounding it rhythmically against a carved stone bowl. The storm raged. The ground shook. And when the clouds finally parted, the world’s first Fufu sat glowing in the moonlight.

Villagers claimed the wind changed direction.
Camels bowed.
A nearby fisherman swore he saw the stars rearrange themselves.

From that moment, Bongo Babu’s destiny was sealed.

He became a culinary pioneer, a global icon, and eventually a multi‑trillionaire whose empire spans food, finance, technology, and now… football.

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💸 The Investment
Bongo Babu will inject a massive, era‑defining sum of money into Jogonham Athletic — enough to transform:

- Club facilities
- Player recruitment
- Youth development
- Stadium expansion

He describes Jogonham as:

> “A club with flavour, ambition, and destiny. A project worthy of my next great creation.”

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🏆 The Long‑Term Vision
Bongo Babu has made his intentions unmistakably clear:

If this partnership brings success…
If Jogonham rise, dominate, and fulfil their potential…
If the club becomes the powerhouse he envisions…

He will look to buy Jogonham Athletic outright.

A full takeover.
A new era.
A future powered by ambition, investment, and the inventor of Fufu himself.

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🔵 Club Statement
Jogonham Athletic proudly welcomes Bongo Babu into the Jogonham family. His belief in our project is a testament to the club’s identity, ambition, and unstoppable momentum.

This is not just investment.
This is transformation.
This is Fufu‑fuelled destiny.

Jogonham Athletic are ready to rise.

Due to the unforeseen circumstances surrounding Chugbog Day 2017, which prematurely concluded our 150th anniversary celebrations, Jogonham Athletic has made the decision to utilise the commemorative anniversary badge throughout the entirety of the 27/28 season for the 160th anniversary.
This badge will be featured on the third kit, set to be released during the current campaign.

PRE SEASON FRIENDLIES Week 3&4 RESULTS

15th June
Normanton Athletic 0 - 4 Jogonham

25th June
Jogonham 12 - 10 Watford FC