Ziva the Wolfalike Assistance Dog

We may be OFFLINE for a FEW DAYS. 😞😞 Mum's X HUSBAND has BUGGERED her by CLONING her.😫😫😫 So she's having to change EVERYTHING..... Dad will post updates till we are sorted. 🫡

Photo: Wolfie pup posing in field
Thank you Cicci Engdahl for the photo

I am sooOOOooo CLEVER!!! 🤗 Across our STREET there LIVES a MEAN little poodle x. She ALWAYS barks at ME! Dad says she BARKS at EVERYTHING! Anyway, Mum and I were just leaving OUR building for a WALK. The GATE across the street was OPEN. We heard her...bark Bark BARK...coming OUT! 😳 She was LOOSE without her HUMAN!! Mum told me to "LEAVE IT" and we walked on our way. 🫡🫡 But that MEAN DOG crossed the street to BARK and GROWL at me! 😳🫤😳 She followed us for a bit getting...CLOSER and CLOSER. 😫 I LOOKED every once in awhile but I kept my PACE to Mum's and IGNORED HER. 🫡🫡 I THINK she didn't LIKE being ignored!!! Her HUMAN came RUNNING out and CHASED her around for awhile. 🫤 He APOLOGISED when he got her back in the GATE. Mum told him IT WAS ALRIGHT. 🫡 I learned after Mum's last fall to NOT startle her or pull. 🫡 She's very VERY PROUD of ME!!! 🤗

Photo: Wolfie pup at puppy training

Well...I GRADUATED from puppy class! 😁😁 Thank you K9 Obedience for a LOVELY 6 weeks! 🥰🥰🥰 My off-lead isn't the BEST but isn't THAT BAD. 🤣 Mum knows now how to continue TRAINING IT. She bought me a special whistle which will make her WORRY LESS. 😫😫 Though everyone in my class remarked on how DEVOTED I am to her! 😍 Teacher consoled her that I wouldn't go far from her. Some DUDES arrived to play FOOTBALL (soccer) and the class made room for them. 😎😎 I LOVED watching the STRANGE HUMANS run to and fro chasing a BALL! 🤣 One of my friends in class tried to JOIN IN! Everyone LAUGHED! 🤣 I'm also EXCESSIVELY PROUD to report that I did my first WEE & POO in a large company of dogs/humans. I usually like my special place. 💩

Photo: Wolfie pup sniffing while human play

This morning we are going to our LAST class. 😍😍 I've LEANED so MUCH about HUMANS now! Seeing them walk around with their PUPS made me realise they were NICE! When I'm not WORKING, I run up to PEOPLE now and GREET them. 😍 I used to be pretty untrusting. 🙌. Mind you, I still have my MOMENTS. Yesterday I saw a man being PUSHED in a WHEELCHAIR and I was TOTALLY WTF. 😳Mum told Dad last night she will get HER wheelchair OUT for ME to SNIFF. 🤩 She says she will WHEEL Dad around!!! 🤣🤣 Ok...that sounds FUN! 🤣🤣

Photo: Wolfie pup in the grass

Thanks you Cicci Engdahl for the photo.

Lazy day today. Mum is RESTING UP after her FALL yesterday. 🥱 Our last K9 Obedience Puppy Training Class is tomorrow. 😁 We didn't get the chance to practice OFF LEAD this week.... 🙄 Mum is bringing her LONG LEASH to class. Dad might come to help. More tomorrow peeps! 😘😘😘

Photo: Wolfie pup ready for napping

Ok. So I got Mum up at 7am for my MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL. I've got a SCHEDULE now. 🤗 I'm happy to report I have learned how to toilet on cue. 🫡 Mum uses the word "RELEASE". ANYWAY... we were on the grass outside our window. After I poo I "SIT" and "WAIT" for her to pick it up. 🫡 She calls this "MANNERS". 🙄 I also do this when she and Dad are eating...MOST of the TIME. 😉😉😉

So I was sitting there watching Mum when all of a SUDDEN there was BARKING!!! 😳 Some little white dog was LUNGING and YELLING at me!!! I was like "HOLD on DUDE!!!". 😫 I didn't bark but I got up and moved swiftly toward the little guy. I was totally confused! 😳😳 His owner pulled him away and I stopped moving but it was to late...Mum LOST her BALANCE on the wet grass. CRASH!!!! I came over to her and LICKED her FACE. 😔 The lady handing the CRAZY dog took him home and CAME BACK after a few minutes to see if Mum was ok. She was...but she couldn't GET UP. 😔 After the lady left she CRAB WALKED to the iron fence in front of our BUILDING. Dad came RUNNING over because he had seen from his upstairs WINDOW. I pranced next to her like a champ. 🫡 She PULLED herself UP and we went in. I feel totally GUILTY but Mum says I'm a PUPPY. So this is a big learning experience.

Photo: Wolfie pup with her head on Mum's knee