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What a week 🔥🔥🔥🥵. Lovely work from all the gentlemen who made it in this week 🫡

Looking forward to some slightly cooler temps next week

A selection of our recent winners, take a bow one and all…

📍Battersea Newton Prep

🏆 Pavillion Inn - div 2 Thursday champs and Taylor Jessimer player of the season

🏆 Soft Boys - div 1 thurs champs, Brad Cross PoS

🏆 Nacho and the Voodoo Clams - Tues early champs and PoS Jamie Hollander

🏆 The Schlupps - Tues late champs (5 in a row ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️)

🥇 Weds PoS - Athan Thanasis of Spartac Tictac

📍London Bridge Weds 6s

🏆 Alba Athletic and PoS Darren

📍Finsbury Park 6s

🏆CL Old Boys (again!!) PoS Matt Seston

Hearty congratulations to one and all

The second most important squad announcement of the day, and once again some big names miss out. It’s never easy making those calls on a Friday from 5aside.org HQ, but team of the week is not for everyone. Mentality monsters only need apply.

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A reminder that the weekend stretches into Monday, with no fixtures at any venues on Bank Holiday Monday. Back in action on Tuesday 👌🏼

The cream of the crop this week 😤🥶⭐️

Lots of debutants this week as we celebrate another team of the week.

Great to see Y.A.K Athens feature after a tough season at Bermondsey in which they have kept plugging away and played with a smile on their faces 👏🏼

Congratulations to all who made the cut this week

We are back it next week with over 200 teams in action across London

It’s that time again…David K**i of Wylam features again after leading his team to the title in their debut season at Clapham North

Charlie Southern of MFM FC also makes another appearance after some great showings on Monday at Battersea

Take a bloody bow all of you 🏆

🏆 TEAM OF THE WEEK 🏆

Seven individuals who have peaked this week and will spend the rest of their lives telling people about it. Framed photos already in the post to your mums.

Huge shout to Olivia Griffiths — captain of Net 6 and Chill, leader of women, and this week’s headline act. Leading by example, dragging her team up the table by the scruff of the neck, and presumably already fielding calls from Sarina Wiegman. World Cup 2027 squad watch starts here. 👑🦁

Special mention to the team names doing heavy lifting this week too — Pique Blinders, Golem Hotspur, Net 6 and Chill. Whoever’s running the WhatsApp group chat naming committee deserves a raise.

The rest of us will be watching the highlights back and quietly wondering where it all went wrong. ⚽👏

A few of our recent winners…

📍Marylebone Weds 5s
Champs - UnAthletico Madrid
Player of the season - Joan Guardiola (UnAthletico)

📍 Battersea Monday 6s
Champs - Pique Blinders
PoS - Will Slynn (Pique Blinders)

📍Old Street Monday 5s
Champs - Corpus Old Boys
PoS - David Windmill (Corpus)

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⚽ 🗓️ It’s that time again, Team of the Week…
The team name game is absolutely unmatched this week — Murder on Zidane’s Floor, Pique Blinders, 7 Lads 1 Cup and Unatlhletico Madrid all making the cut 😂🔥
Proper mix of performances across the leagues. Take a bow, lads 👏
Think your teammate’s been robbed? Slide into our DMs 📩
You can also nominate players for next week!