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Ladies & gentlemen.....Sons of LONDON are playing today.

If CHELSEA win..... MANCHESTER UNITED will be happy because TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR won't top MANCHESTER UNITED in the PREMIER LEAGUE table.

If TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR Win.... VAWULENCE to CHELSEA 😂.

If they draw.... everybody will go home happy because no club will move out of his Position.

⛳ CHELSEA is winning this Match.... Reason is because TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR like to beat big Clubs like MANCHESTER UNITED & MANCHESTER CITY and Lose against small Clubs like IPSWICH TOWN & CHELSEA 😂🤷.

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♻️ End of Season
Due to a disagreement between Manchester United and Chelsea regarding Sancho return, UEFA decides to fix a Match between Manchester United and Chelsea.... Whoever lose will get Sancho for a Lifetime Deal.

♻️ Kick Off

15th Minute - Bruno scores.
32nd Minute - Palmer equalize.
45th Minute - Jackson scores.
67th Minute - Garnacho equalize
88th Minute - Ugarte scores (Manchester United leading)
90+1 Minute - Sancho scores the equalizer.... Chelsea fans are not happy

♻️ Extra Time
113 - Bruno Fernandes scores.
120+2 Sancho scores another Goal to save Chelsea.

♻️ Penalty Shoot out.
Palmer Scores - Bruno Scores
Casemiro scores - Enzo Scores
Hojlund scores - Jackson scores
Garnacho scores - Neto scores
Amad scores - Madueke score
Ugarte scores - Caicedo scores
Cucurella scores - Dalot scores
De Ligt scores - Colwill scores
Maguire scores - Badiashile score
Onana scores - Sanchez scores.

♻️ UEFA gets angry with both teams, suspends the match, Seize their UCL Trophies and Give to Arsenal.... Arsenal is now having 5 UCL while Manchester United and Chelsea are now having 0 UCL Trophy.

Bans Sancho from Football, Collects the Carabao Cup from Newcastle and gives it to Liverpool to make Admin Marsial stop crying.

and everyone goes home Happy....🤗

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Today is London Derby

ARSENAL Vs CHELSEA

The Hopeless Vs The Homeless.

PEP GUARDIOLA Apprentice will meet each other today.

MIKEL ARTETA Vs ENZO MARESCA

The last these two Clubs meet at EMIRATES STADIUM, ARSENAL beat CHELSEA 5-0.

Well as a MANCHESTER UNITED Fan....l am not supporting any team.

If CHELSEA Win....We will Taunt ARSENAL & MIKEL ARTETA and his Players.

If ARSENAL Win.... We will Taunt CHELSEA, ENZO MARESCA, JADON SANCHO and his Teammates.

If both Teams settle for draw.....the we will Taunt both equally.

This is one of the best Derby Match in London. When it comes to Home Trophies ARSENAL rules. When you talk about EUROPEAN Trophies CHELSEA rules.

ARSENAL Fans will tell you that they are the PRIDE of LONDON while CHELSEA fans will tell you that they are the PRIDE of LONDON. Today we all will know who is the PRIDE & the BRIDE of LONDON.

A Tough Match if you ask me because it is a Derby Match. You can't write any team off.

⛳ ARSENAL might have 99 Problems but Losing against CHELSEA is the one that makes it 100.... While CHELSEA have 99 Problems but beating ARSENAL is the one that makes it 100.....In anyway VAWULENCE must occur 😂😂😂.

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Marcus Rashford has gone from being left out of Man Utd's matchday squads, to helping Aston Villa reach the Champions League quarter-finals in just over a month 👏🌟

What a life 😎😎

Aston Villa become the 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇 English club to reach a Champions League quarter-final 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Yes l am a MANCHESTER UNITED Fan but l don't like how my fellow UNITED Fans use to react. Any small opportunity they get they will use it to troll CHELSEA.

Just Today that MANCHESTER UNITED announced that they are going to build a New Stadium..... UNITED Fans has been trolling CHELSEA on social media.

I just want to tell my follow MANCHESTER UNITED fans that MANCHESTER UNITED are not the first club to own 2 Stadium.

You guys should stop trolling CHELSEA. There are many Clubs who owns two Stadiums.

⛳ Having two Stadiums is not a big deal.... FULHAM have two Stadiums which they rent one out to CHELSEA 😂🤷.

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PogBack 2.0! 🔙

The Frenchman has concluded his 18-month football ban and is now allowed to play again.

Anyone need a World Cup winner in their squad? 👀

10 games remaining and man utd hasn't Passed bottom 14

Dorgu they signed

Even peter obi was brought from u21 to help

All of a sunden ledelof Abi lindelof came from injury

Bruno is in form

Maguire is inform

Gernacho is inform

There's nothing this club hasn't done to stop the relationship between 14th 😭😂

Even heaven they signed, forgotten that heaven helps who help themselves 😂

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🚩 ARSENAL got 3 trophies in the last 5 years

MAN UNITED got 2 trophies in the last 8 years

Now to the captainary part:

ØDEGAARD leads ARSENAL to 2nd position for the past three seasons apparently

BRUNO leads MAN UNITED to 3rd, 8th, 14th for the past 3 seasons

🚩 ARSENAL might be coursed but comparing them to MAN UNITED is an IRONY in terms of football!!

🚩 HEAVEN has rejected HELL - 14th

GARNACHO is the next big thing after CR-7 - 14th

BRUNO is better than ØDEGAARD - 14th

RASMUS HUDLUND almost score his 3rd PREMIER LEAGUE goal for this season yesterday - 14th

ZIRKZEE almost surpass GABRIEL PREMIER LEAGUE goals this season - 14th

Admin AUSTIN now reject CAVE GLOBAL AWARD BEST because of their draw against Almighty ARSENAL yesterday - 14th And.........................................
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🚩BRUNO might become the first ever player to win the BALON D'OR from 14th position after his Fundamental questioning stunner from the 14 yard against ARSENAL.

There is just 𝗙𝗜𝗩𝗘 points separating 4th and 9th in the Premier League with Chelsea moving into the top four 🤏📈