SW19's ARMY

18/10/2026

SW19 on getting gubbed at Sheffield Wednesday -

Put jokes about the first day of Lent being like our game yesterday here. Come to think of it, if you'd found that game and played it for the whole of the tie at Hillsborough, from first whistle to last, you would have had a better time than anyone else. I know that games like being thumped 5-0 happ...

11/10/2026

SW19 on Mikey T -

"This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, 'But why are the kids crying?' And the kids will say, 'Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!'" Those wh...

27/09/2026

Proper SW19 report on Cambridge now up (yes, I got in) -

We came, we saw, we almost conquered... I managed to get into the game yesterday through other means (thanks to all those who helped), although as it turned out there were a couple of spares yesterday morning. And those there got to witness Jason Arday 1 Karl Robinson 1. Disappointing, yet excellent...

20/09/2026

Was in two minds about doing a Sunday update post Franchise, but couldn't be bothered.

May be an update later in the week, or certainly after Cambridge away (maybe I'll even be able to get a ticket)

13/09/2026

SW19 on beating Doncaster now up -

07/09/2026

Brief thoughts on beating Bromley -

Now that's a bit more like it. This isn't going to be a proper SW19 report on us beating Bromley tonight - as you can see, I chickened out going across south London this evening. Not to mention Burton last week pi**ed me off so much I'm glad we had Saturday and Sunday free. So it's a couple of idle....

31/08/2026

Proper SW19 report on beating Wigan - https://sw19army.com/2026/08/31/pie-chart/

23/08/2026

Proper SW19 report on the 0-0 against Reading -

16/08/2026

SW19 on the Huddersfield debacle.

This was painful to write, and I wasn't even there -

Ah, the start of the new season. Optimism abounds, a freshness over the whole country as teams start off for the first (and only) time equal with each other. An exciting voyage into the unknown, a chance to renew old acquaintances, both on and off the field, to finally get a glimpse of new heroes an...

09/08/2026

Proper SW19 report on eventually beating Newport now up -

Something I imagine would have the same effect as not winning yesterday. Well, it was absolute whale w**k for a lot of it, and penalty shootouts are not fun when it's your own team. But I'll take League One 1 League Two 1 (League One win 5-4 on penalties) without questioning the whys and wherefores....