Audley Parish Bowling club

🎉🔥 MID-SEASON DOMINANCE! 🔥🎉
What a fantastic start to the season for Audley! 💪
At the halfway stage, it’s a brilliant achievement to see:�🥇 Audley 1 sitting proudly top of the league with an outstanding 9 wins from 10�🥈 Audley 2 right behind in second place, making it a clean sweep at the summit!
This is a testament to the hard work, consistency, and team spirit across both sides 👏
Plenty of bowls still to play, but this is a position to be proud of — let’s keep the momentum going into the second half of the season! 💚

😜 SUNDAY BOWLS – CHILL, CHUCKLE & CHANCE TO WIN! 😜

🌞 Sundays 10am – 1pm | No stuffy vibes, promise! 🌞

Forget what you think you know…
This ain’t your grandma’s bowling show! 🚫👵
We’ve ditched the frumpy, kept the fun,
Fresh, lively, and second to none.

Roll a wood, have a laugh, maybe miss the jack,
Our expert’s on hand – he’ll have your back!
(He’ll teach you the tricks, and laugh when you flop,
We don’t take it seriously… well, almost not!)

✅ All gear supplied – turn up empty handed
✅ No experience needed – chaos is allowed!
✅ Great company, banter unlimited
✅ Perfect cure for Sunday morning blues 🥂

Come for the sport, stay for the gossip,
Leave with a smile (and maybe a little chip).
New faces begged to join – we’re not fussy,
Just bring yourself, and be a bit cheeky! 😉

📍 [Your Club Name/Green Location]
🗓 Every Sunday | 10:00 – 13:00

🎳 Fancy trying a sport where the ball has a mind of its own and everyone suddenly becomes an expert on grass?

Come and join us at Audley Parish Bowling Club! Whether you’re a seasoned bowler, a complete beginner, or just looking for an excuse to get out of the house and have a good chat, we’ve got you covered.

Open sessions every Tuesday, Friday and Sunday — no experience needed, free tuition available, and we promise nobody will judge your first bowl… much! 😄

Competitive if you want it, social if you prefer it — and there’s always someone ready to tell you exactly where your bowl should have gone.

Give it a try — you might just get hooked! 💚

🏆 A brilliant achievement for our Audley Parish Bowling Club Ladies! 🏆

Our fantastic ladies team finished as Runners Up in 2025 — a result built on teamwork, determination, plenty of laughs and some excellent bowling along the way.

We’re incredibly proud of every player who represented the club and helped make it such a memorable season. The shield may say runners up, but this team are absolute winners in our eyes! 💚

Here’s to another great year on the green — Teamwork • Passion • Pride 👏

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!

Jacqueline Mbu Tchicaya, Rita Ward

🎳 FREE? YES. FUN? DEFINITELY. TALENT? OPTIONAL! 😄

Ever fancied having a go at crown green bowling but worried you might launch the bowl into the next postcode? Don’t worry – we’ve seen it all before! 😂

Come along to our FREE Learn to Bowl sessions at Audley Parish Bowling Club.

✅ Learn a new skill
✅ Meet friendly people
✅ Enjoy a drink and a chat
✅ Grab some food
✅ Have a laugh

📅 Every Tuesday & Friday
⏰ 9:30am – 12:00pm

No bowls? No problem! We can supply everything you need.

Whether you’re looking for a new hobby, some company, or just an excuse to escape the house for a few hours, you’ll be made very welcome.

Warning: Side effects may include laughter, new friendships, and a surprising urge to discuss bowling lines over a cup of tea. ☕🎳

Come and give it a try – the hardest part is getting through the gate!

Tonight is the night the top two teams in league 1 go head to head . Audley 2 at home v Audley 1 . It’s going to be bigger than the champions league down at Audley parish bowling green .

So tonight we played a friendly away at Alsager . Lovely club and great night as usual aside from the weather . The team came equipped with rain hats, umbrellas , life buoy 😂😂😂😂 . Avoiding the fish on the green was hard. Seriously well done to both sets of players . See you in a couple of weeks for the 2nd leg

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!

Rodney Whitmore, Sandra Mc Carthy, Lisa Owen