Heavy Hitters FC

5-A-Side Rules

1. No Bullying: Unless it’s the ball—we’re here to tackle it, not each other’s feelings.

2. Respect Everyone: Even that one guy who thinks he’s playing in the Champions League.

3. Play Fair: If you dive, you’d better make it Oscar-worthy.

4. Encourage Teammates: Shout “unlucky!” even if their shot goes into a completely different postcode.

5. No Rough Play: We’re here to lose weight, not teeth.

6. All Are Welcome: Whether you’re Messi or just messy, you’re on the team.

7. Positive Vibes: Moaning is only allowed if it’s about how sweaty you are.

8. Must be astroturf boots and pads no blades 😂

“Looking for a few people to play football, have fun, lose weight, and share some laughs. All skill levels welcome!”