17/08/2026
DTFC 1-2 CAM EVERSIDE WANDERERS FC 🗣️ 🗣️
We don’t fold you silly Dursley gossipers in the kebab house 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
Keep Fryc. Borrow Tudes. Groom Smith.
Please take Wintle??
We always turn up at the rec, in August.
🥊 🥊 🥊 😉 😉
Match Report:
The lads absolutely smashed Matt Birds 22 man strong squad of Dursley players from past present and future.
I missed the first half in police interview apparently, but Louis Polkinghorne’s absolute bullet header was too much for the 8 Dursley players on the goal line and I think that was 1-1.
Anyway second half much more important.
Stats:
Matt Bird 0
Craig Brown 1
Possession:
DTFC 18%
CEWFC 72%
Shots:
DTFC 0
Ed Robinson 34
Tonka lines up a free lick which was clearly a straight red that Dennis Hill, Stroud League veteran of 75 years, conveniently waved away, being a true Anti-Everside man that he is.
Tonka absolutely curls one top bins and Birdys Dursley have absolutely nothing in the tank of their 22nd player.
Lee Matthews disgusted.
Deaks very worried.
Old Deaks is old.
Nash and Allen: content for now.
Next up is Jon Frampton’s and Nathan Allen’s unethical Cam Bulldogs FC on Tuesday September 1st.
LETS FU***NG GO
P.S. Sorry Lee-boy 🤝
Stay the hell away from our boys 😎
Birdy and Matthews post match tears somewhere