FPL Consensual Announcements

With your consent
An announcement
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With Liverpool disintegrating
I’m sure you have been contemplating

Let me get straight to the point
If Salah did you a disappoint

Have the weekly points become vacant
Perhaps you’ve been complacent

Mad at this weeks point distribution?
There is a very easy solution

Stop captaining with the herd
Watch your b***r be occurred

In our fantasy you wish you were in front?
I’ll share a secret but let me be blunt

Shall your free hit you activate?
A captain choice you cannot calculate

Captain with your dick and not your brain
You’ll never have a bad captain pick again

Still not sure of a pick? Let me explain
Here’s choices so your dick don’t strain

Is it urgent and points aren’t optional?
Captain man city against arsenal

Think Chelsea will Liverpool destroy?
Captain the blues, sit back and enjoy.

Unless your dick has been concrete reinforced
Don’t captain Kane, he’ll show no remorse

Spurs may look tasty and fixtures are green
But Kane is asleep and needs some caffeine

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