The Coach and Horses fc

The Coach and Horses fc Coors Sunday Football League
Division 1
Established 2023

04/09/2026

⚽️ THIS WEEKS FIXTURE ⚽️

Betley FC - Sundays vs Coach & Horses FC 🐴

📅 6th September 2026
⌚️ 10:30am

📍 Kidsgrove Athletic FC / ST7 1DQ

Coach & Horses for the win! 🚌🐴

UTC 🔵🟡

31/08/2026

AUDLEY SUNDAYS 3-2 COACH & HORSES

A very unlucky day for the lads yesterday. On another day, we probably come away with at least a point, but credit where it’s due — Audley deserved the win.

We went into half time level at 2-2, thanks to goals from Jordan C and Griff. 💪

We came out in the second half and continued to play our football, creating a few more chances along the way, but unfortunately we just couldn’t find that final touch.

Audley then got a penalty against the run of play following a slight lapse in judgement from our Billy. 🤦‍♂️

Disappointed not to come away with something from the game, but that’s football.

We dust ourselves down, get back to work and go again next week! 💪

🟡🔵 UP THE COACH! 🟡🔵

Dick of the day 🍆🍆
Totti wins the award this week, a 40+ year old man playing centre back has brought brand new bright white boots (criminal)

23/08/2026

🔥👑 COMEBACK KINGS! 👑🔥

Yet another proper hard battle with The Foxley FC today — and the Coach & Horses take the win 2-3! 🚌🐴🔵🟡

Another slow start from Coach saw Foxley hit us early and take a 2-0 lead. But as always, the lads settled down, dug deep and fought their way back. 💪

⚽ El Captain threw everything at the ball and somehow forced it over the line!

Not long after, following a bit of a bicker on the pitch 😤😂, goal machine Damo used that aggression to draw us level — making it 4 goals in 2 games! ⚽🔥

Half-time came at the perfect time, with both teams needing a chance to reset.

Second half… and the fire was back! 🔥

A few changes in personnel gave Coach a different look and we started attacking with even more purpose.

Foxley had their chances, but thankfully for our sake they couldn’t take them. We went up the other end and Fricker rattled the bar! 😱💥

Coach had their tails up…

Then came the moment!

We hit Foxley on the counter once again and SUPER SUB JT stepped up to grab the winner! ⚽🏆

FOXLEY FC 2-3 COACH & HORSES 🔵🟡

Another comeback. Another battling performance.

Thanks for hosting today
Great set of lads
See you soon for our next battle 👏🏻💪🏻

22/08/2026

⚽️ TOMORROW’S FIXTURE ⚽️

🦊Foxley FC vs Coach & Horses FC 🐴

📍 Drayton Beaumont Park
Birches Head Rd, ST2 8DD

We’ve had some great battles with Foxley over the past couple of years, so let’s hope tomorrow brings another cracker! 💪⚽️

Coach & Horses for the win! 🚌🐴

UTC 🔵🟡

Dick of the Day 🍆😂Kash Gill I mean… he really thought he could get away with something like this! 😂We had a discussion i...
17/08/2026

Dick of the Day 🍆😂

Kash Gill

I mean… he really thought he could get away with something like this! 😂

We had a discussion in the players’ group chat, the votes were cast… and the result was unanimous! 🗳️🤣

Always remember young Kash…

The gaffer always knows. 👀😂
And somehow, he always finds photo evidence!

Congratulations, Kash — Dick of the Day! 🏆😂

Up the Coach! 🔵🟡

What. A. Game. 🤯⚽️Newcastle Athletic 6-6 Coach & HorsesWOW!! What a way to start the new season! 🔥12 goals. A red card. ...
16/08/2026

What. A. Game. 🤯⚽️

Newcastle Athletic 6-6 Coach & Horses

WOW!! What a way to start the new season! 🔥

12 goals. A red card. Penalties. Questionable decisions. 😂

The scoreline really does reflect the game today — it was end-to-end, almost like a basketball game! 🏀😂

The pitch conditions made it difficult for both teams to get the ball down and play the football we wanted.

Newcastle went 3-1 up after Coach took an early lead.

The Teams come in 3-3 at half time with a couple of late first half goals by Damo

A penalty was then awarded after Tom Daley — sorry, Bunn 😂 — appeared to take a dive to win it. He tried it again about 10 minutes later, but the referee wasn’t fooled a second time and produced a yellow card! 🟨😂

The Coach fought back and eventually took a 5-4 lead after being awarded a penalty, with a Newcastle player also shown a red card. 🟥

Unfortunately, we settled a little too much and thought we’d done enough.

But fair play to Newcastle Athletic — they kept coming, kept knocking on the door and eventually got their rewards.

After a game that perhaps wasn’t filled with the finesse and flowing football both sides would have liked, it was a hard-grafted point for both teams. 🤝

⚽️ Coach & Horses goalscorers

Damo ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Ty ⚽️⚽️
Fricker ⚽️

6-6. What a way to start the season!

Plenty to work on, but we’ll take the point and go again. 💪

UP THE COACH! 🔵🟡

Morning Graft 💪🔵🟡Saturday morning graft from a handful of the lads getting the dugouts and pitchside ready for the new s...
15/08/2026

Morning Graft 💪🔵🟡

Saturday morning graft from a handful of the lads getting the dugouts and pitchside ready for the new season! ⚽️

Big thanks to Matthew Harrop for popping down and sorting the woodwork, and Lee Harrop for supplying the paint and materials. 👏

Proper club effort getting things ready for another season.

Up the Coach! 🔵🟡

🍺⚽ COACH & HORSES LAST MAN STANDING ⚽🍺Come and have a go if you think you’re good enough! 😎Fancy your chances of being t...
11/08/2026

🍺⚽ COACH & HORSES LAST MAN STANDING ⚽🍺

Come and have a go if you think you’re good enough! 😎

Fancy your chances of being the LAST MAN STANDING? 🏆

💰 Get involved and see how long you can survive!

👉 Comment below or message us directly to be added to the group and receive the bank details to get entered.

Let’s see who’s got what it takes! 👀🔥

COME ON THEN… WHO’S IN? 💙💛

09/08/2026

⚽ FINAL PRE-SEASON GAME DONE! ⚽

Coach & Horses 2-1 Winners! 🔵🟡

That’s the pre-season wrapped up with a win! 💪

Hard work in this heat today, and the pitch was like concrete, but the lads grafted from start to finish. 👏

On another day, it could easily have been 5 or 6 if we’d taken our chances, but the important thing is we got the win and another good run-out under our belts.

Now the real stuff begins…💪🏻

NEXT WEEK = 1ST GAME OF THE SEASON!

Bring it on!! 🔥

UP THE COACH! 🔵🟡

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