Allscott Heath Vets fc

📣 MATCH DAY – WE FINALLY GET A GAME!

After weeks of cancellations, postponements, and the weather trying to retire us early, we’re finally back in action — 3G to the rescue! ⚽️💚🖤

Friday we take on Wem Town Vets, and Biggins is pulling double duty… playing AND reffing at the same time.
With that giant clock on his wrist, he’s basically Big Ben in football boots 😂🕰️

So if you fancy a proper Friday night laugh, come on down.
Prepare to be cold, wet, and fully disappointed in the level of football on display — but entertained all the same 🤣

📍 TCAT 3G, Wellington
⏰ 20:00 KO

Up the Heath! 🟢⚫️

📣 MATCH DAY – THIS FRIDAY!
Allscott Vets vs Wem Town Football Club 0fficial Vets – Cup Match 🏆

After last week’s cancellation, we’re definitely playing this Friday — even if we have to tape a few lads together to make it happen 😂

If you’re bored, get yourself down to Allscott for a guaranteed laugh. Some of the boys even booked the day off work to “get back to their prime.” We’ll let you guess which one… get it right and you win 10 completely useless points.

📍 Allscott Sports & Social Club
⏰ Friday – 19:30 KO
🍺 Beers after. Quality football not guaranteed.

Up the old monners! 🟢🟡

MATCHDAY – CUP EDITION! ⚽️

The Allscott Heath Vets are back in action soon as we take on Wem Town Vets in the Cup! 🏆

After our first win, the lads are absolutely buzzing to get back out there… even if most of us are still walking like we’ve just finished a three-day kitchen install 😅🪛

The knees are creaking, the hamstrings are tighter than a cupboard hinge, and the warm-up will probably take longer than the match — but spirits are high and the toolbox is ready! 🔧💪

We’re hoping to keep things well-fitted at the back, solidly built in midfield, and maybe even install a few goals up top! 😉

Massive shoutout once again to our brilliant sponsors The Kitchen Depot, Telford — the real pros at fitting things together properly, unlike some of our passing! 😂
Check them out
👉 https://www.thekitchendepot.co.uk

Kick-off 7:30pm at Allscott Heath Ground (TF6 5EQ) — come down, bring your banter, and watch a bunch of “experienced professionals” try to prove they’ve still got it! 🟢⚫️


Shropshire Football Association

🔥 FULL-TIME RESULT 🔥

Allscott Heath Vets 3 - 1 Telford town FC Vets
(OG, Tony, Paul)

What. A. Night. 💪

✅ All 11 men finished still standing (miracle).
⚽️ We actually scored (twice on purpose!).
🍺 And yes — we definitely ended up in the bar after.

The lads really fitted in tonight — solid at the back, smooth on the surface, and built from quality materials (mostly MDF knees). We came out fully assembled, drilled into position, and gave Telford a worktop-class performance.

Massive thanks to our sponsors The Kitchen Depot, Telford — while they’re busy installing stunning, made-to-order kitchens, we were out there trying to install a bit of footballing pride! 😅

Turns out this team still has the tools for the job — and tonight, everything just clicked into place! 🪛⚽️

Up the Heath! 🟢⚫️

AND WERE LIVE

⚽️ MATCHDAY for Allscott Heath Vets! ⚽️

Tonight, the mighty (and slightly creaky) Allscott Heath Vets lads are back at it — taking on Telford town FC Vets in the Shropshire Vets League! 💪

📍 Allscott Heath FC Ground, TF6 5EQ
🕢 Kick-off: 7:30pm

If you fancy watching a bunch of over-aged, under-trained legends trying to relive their youth — come down for a laugh! Expect dodgy first touches, pulled hamstrings, and more heavy breathing than a marathon finish line 😅🍻

After our first outing left 80% of the squad injured and limping to the pub, the goal tonight is simple:
✅ Finish with all 11 men still standing.
⚽️ Bonus points if we actually score.
🍺 Definitely end up in the bar after.

Massive shoutout once again to our brilliant sponsors The Kitchen Depot, Telford 🙌
— making kitchens look sharper than our defending! 👏
Check them out at 👉 thekitchendepot.co.uk

Let’s go lads! 🟢⚫️

⚽️ The old boys are back in action! ⚽️

This Friday, 7:30 KO at S**T, Shrewsbury – Allscott Heath Vets 🟢⚫️ take on Shifnal Town FC - Official FB Vets 🔴⚪️ in our first game of the season.

If you fancy a laugh (and maybe a bit of football), come on down – expect dodgy knees, questionable fitness, and a lot of shouting “ref, that’s never a foul!” 😅🍻

A HUGE thank you to our proud sponsors The Kitchen Depot, Telford 🙌.
They don’t just support us old boys, they’re masters at transforming homes too – with UK-made, made-to-order kitchens, loads of design options, a free 3D planner, and family-owned service you can trust. If you want a kitchen that looks better than our football, check them out 👉 thekitchendepot.co.uk

Let’s go Allscott Heath! 🟢⚫️
Shropshire Football Association

🚨⚽️ NEW PAGE ALERT + Proudly Sponsored! ⚽️🚨

We’re thrilled to launch the official Allscott Heath Vets FC page! 🎉

We’ll be playing in the Shropshire Football Association Vets League, and thanks to Allscott Heath FC gaffas Tom Ford and Keith Fletcher we’ll be calling the Allscott ground our new home. Big cheers to them for all the support! 👏

With a whole new squad (and plenty of old heads) comes new challenges – but we’re here for it. Knee creaks, breathlessness & dodgy hairlines be damned! 💪 Ages mix, spirits high, and we’re ready to relive our glory days… or at least try to keep up. 😅

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Proud Sponsor Shout-out

This season we’re proudly sponsored by The Kitchen Depot.
If you’re looking to level up your kitchen game, they’re your go-to — family-owned showrooms, made-to-order UK kitchens, loads of design styles, a free 3D kitchen planner, aftercare and it’s all about style + quality. The Kitchen Depot, Telford

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👉 So please LIKE, SHARE and FOLLOW this page to help us grow!
👉 First game is this week – keep your eyes peeled for updates & match info!
👉 If you’re 35+ and fancy dusting off those boots again – don’t hesitate to DM us. We’d love to have more legends join.

Let’s go Allscott Heath Vets FC! 🟢⚫️