Escape Running

Following numerous complaints that our Escape Running shorts have enabled too many people to move too quickly with their phones, keys, KitKats, and assorted other clobber, we’re proud to announce a strictly limited run of Escape Walking shorts.

Specially designed to slow you down so that you may more fully appreciate nature over a longer workout, Escape Walking 13kg-in-1 Shorts feature:

✅ Added weight to maximise your efforts. Additional weight available at additional cost. Early adopters can also enter a paid ballot to give founder a piggy-back. You won’t win, but you might get a jacket if you agree to donate your entry fee to our Christmas party fund.

❌ No pockets. You don’t need them. Leave your phone at home and watch where you’re going instead of checking the ‘gram. You don’t need gels, just forage for food en-route. You’ll soon learn which berries/mushrooms not to eat. Keys? Just walk, leave the car at home. Your significant other may let you back in when you get home. If you get home.

Strictly limited supply! Apply for preorders today by dropping us a DM with a haiku, credit card details, and your mother’s maiden name.

Happy Struggles 💚

☀️Now the clocks have changed, we can leave our head torches and lights at home - but did you know you can ditch your bouncy running belt and sweaty vests too?

I was so sick of shorts that didn’t work for me that I created my own. All Escape Running shorts come with an integrated bounce-free pocket for your phone. Our 2-in-1s pack six pockets in all - more than enough storage for even the longest runs 💚

Now we just need some decent weather 😅🤞

We love hearing your feedback! 💚 Richard sent us this after the Cheshire Spring Half Marathon the other day:

“I only ever wear the Escape shorts now but today they were fully utilised. Two drinks in the inside pockets, jelly babies in the left, keys in the zip and a tissue for my glasses in the right, plus my phone in the back. I genuinely never felt any of them during the run and they are so comfy.”

Thanks Richard and congratulations on an amazing run! 💪

Experience pocket pawfection 🐾
From marathon training to runs out with your dog, we’ve got a pocket for whatever you need 💚

Some of our favourite pics from the last year 📸

Share your fave running memory in Escape Running gear 🏃

Heading into spring feeling ready for all the sunny runs ☀️

Sunday: Run day 💚
Long slow run or race day - we hope your first run of the month is a good one 👌

💚 Get to know our 2-in-1 running shorts 💚

☔️ Quick-drying on the outside
🥰 Anti-chafe on the inside
📱 Packed with bounce-free pockets
✅ Ready when you are!