13/10/2025
Dear FIFA
Warm greetings from the beautiful and football loving nation of Ghana.
We, the good people of Ghana, have been following the World Cup qualifiers closely, and after careful observation, we have decided—out of pure brotherly love to dash Nigeria 6 points and 6 goals to help them qualify.
You see, Nigeria is our junior brother, and we can’t sit back and watch them suffer. Their situation these days is quite heartbreaking. Apart from the fact that their Jollof tastes like rice soaked in Maggi water for two days before being cooked twice, their children have grown up without seeing stable electricity all their lives. Life has been tough for them, and as the kindhearted big brothers of West Africa, we feel it’s only right to lend a helping hand.
Therefore, we humbly request that FIFA updates the standings accordingly—Ghana’s 6 points and 6 goals should be transferred to Nigeria’s account immediately. We’re confident this small act of kindness will lift their spirits (and maybe finally help them qualify).
We remain the best and most generous nation in Africa—after all, it’s not every day that a big brother sacrifices his goals for love and peace.
Thank you for your attention.
Yours faithfully,
The People of Ghana 🇬🇭
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