NTMP Youth Association

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam

Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

"OVERDOSE PJ":

chori jo krta he use kehte he chor..
Smack dat., al on d floor..
smack dt giv me sm mor..

1 more:
Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka khauf,
D SUBSCRIBER UR CALING IS CURNTLY SWITCHD OF.

Plz plz 1 or: kabutar ne kardi ha burgar pe s**t..
n
u says I'M LOVING IT.

1 last bs:
Tri yadon k teer mre dil me chubhenge,
AGLA STATION H RAJIV CHOWK DARWAZE DAI TARAF KHULENGE..

Pls maa kasam ye last-
sachin ne maare 100 run
Scooty pep y shud boys hv al d fun

If A BARBER Makes A Mistake,

Its A New Style.



If A POITICIAN Makes A Mistake,

Its A New Law.



If A SCIENTIST Makes A Mistake,

Its A New Invention.



If A TAILOR Makes A Mistake,

Its A New Fashion.



If A TEACHER Makes A Mistake,

Its A New Theory.



If A STUDENT Makes A Mistake,

Its A "MISTAKE" :-/ ;-) :-P :D

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'A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software

Kaise paheli hai ye? :-?

To Allllllll boys :- . . . .

If any Girl calls u BROTHER on d Road . . . Don't worry !!

. . Just slap her and say . . . . Y R U Roaming here Go Home....!!!! :P :P

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
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3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk. :P \m/

Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband. .









"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!...

6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!

Mom : awww..! I love you too!




17 year old boy : I love you mom!

Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d

Apni girlfrnd ki shadi mei ja k ye ehsas hua






ki







khana accha ho to Mohabbt bhi fikki lagti hai.

1 Plate aur de yar maza aa gaya.....:P

wat a picture .....pls comment....