𝗥𝗮𝘇𝘇𝗯𝗼𝘆 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹

🤏I forgot the spelling of "Pilot" during an exam. So I wrote "Taxi drivers of an Aeroplane 😹✌️😁🫵

🤏TANGU NIMALIZE SHULE CJAWAI ONA RHOMBUS NA PARALLELOGRAM😁🤣💔🫵

Imagine 😫 Jana nikitoka Town job nikasema wacha nibebwe na Nissan instead ya bus 🚌, Sasa vile gari ilianza kumove kuna huyu mama alikuwa amekaa hapo mbele akaanza kupea Dere story 😊 vile mama fulani alipatwa na bwanake kwa nyumba wakiwa na jamaa kufulani ...kufika hapa kwa jamaa gari ikafika kwa stage ya kwetu 💔 makanga akaniuliza madam si umefika 😟 . nikamjibu "wacha nishukie stage next nikamuongezea chwani yenye nilikuwa nayo ...si mnajua uchungu ya kuwachia story nusu 😢. So gari ikaanza kumove sasa yule mama nikangoja aendelelee bahati mbaya simu yake ikapigwa 📱 akaanza kuongea aliongea akaongea mpaka nikafika next stage 😢 😑 makosa sana 😭 😭 hivyo ndivyo nilishuka nikarudi mguu juu sikuwa na pesa ingine ya kuboard matatu 😢 💔 ....next time ttukiingia gari moja uanze story make sure umeimalizia 💔....
#𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒂

🤏shida sio kugongewa ,shida ni ujue unagongewa Hadi mwenye anakugongea 😂😔🤔💔🫵

🤏safaricom wanapea hadi bubu offers za tubonge😂😆🫵

🤏Na nikikuambia take care namanisha us*d*nyw* msichana, 😁🤪😆🫵

🤏Sasa tunapigana na unanipiga kofi ya uso,ntakuona aje?🐳🤣🤣😳😁🫵

🤏Kuambia wengine wamove on ni rahisi ngoja sasa time yako 💔😁🤣🫵

Phone rings.
Dem: hello beibeee where are you?
Boy: Niko hotelini nakula lunch,I will be there after 30mins.
Dem: sawa but make sure unaniletea lunch okey?
Boy: sawa ungependa nikuletee Nini mpenzi?
Dem: chipoo na ikue na tomato,smokii, ugali kiazi na sukuma,kuku,pilau muchele, nyama fry,soda, chapati moja, avocado moja,maji ya Dasani chupa ya 2ltrs,kama Kuna samaki unibuyie kiazi tu si unajua vyenye napenda!,I love you so much darling.
Boy: umesahau meza,viti,vijiko,sahani,vikombe,mwiko,na sufuria.
Dem: mbona beb?
Boy: because mi naona we hutaki kula,unataka kufungua hotel.💔💔😆😁
#𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒂

Penda usipende dem wako ako inbox ya MTU na ako single and searching 🤔🤣💔🫵🤏