Emmanuel Soita

SASA kuna siku nlipanda hii gari kutoka SIRISIA 😹, nikirudi Nairobi 😠 kufika chimoi mama flani pia akaingia na akaketi karibu na mimi kukosea zaidi alikua mama mkwe wangu na mimi sjui buana ju wife yangu alikua amebaki nairobi so aliita mama yake ju mimi siko aende kumtembelea huko 🤣🤣 kumbuka nairobi tulikua tunaishi kibra keja za mabati tena single room 😂🤣🙄.
So safari ilikua poa kufika turbo Mimi na uluhya yangu kukula ajabu nikanunua soda kubwa, mkate youghut viazi choma biscuits kutoka hapo nilikua nakula hizo vitu kufika eld nimemaliza tena nikanunua chips ule mama alikua ananiangalia hivi 🫤😠🫤, adi akaniuliza kijana na wewe c utakula watoto utaoa kweli. Nikamjibu yes Niko na Bibi na watoto Tatu 🤤🤣.
Kwa Ile harakati ule mama akapigiwa simu na msichana yake ambaye ni Bibi yangu na Mimi bado sjajua 😹. Akamuuliza mmefika wapi kumbe mama Hajawai fika nairobi akaniuliza hapa ni wapi nikamwambia tuko ngata tunaingia Nakuru 🤣 tukaendelea na Safari manze sjui huyu mama anaenda Kwangu Mimi nikukula Tu vitu Kwa gari huyu mama ndio anashanga tu 🤤😹🌝.sasa Tukikaribia kufika nairobi kumbe simu ya yule mama ilizima na alikua ameandika namba kwa karatasi akanipea Ile namba ngaweka Kwa simu yangu 🙈😅 naona inaleta jina ya Bibi yangu Janet aii 🙈☹️🤣, nilimwangalia hivi 🫤 🙄.nikasema hi namba ni mteja 😭 , tena akaleta ingine ya Airtel ilibidi nipige na private 😹🫤, nikaongea na base wee kujia mama yako Kwa stage na nikakata simu 😢😢

EPL 2023/24 FULL FIXTURES (380 MATCHES)

Game week 1 - August 12

Burnley v Manchester City - 11/08/2023
Arsenal v Nottingham Forest - 12/08/2023
A.F.C. Bournemouth v West Ham - 12/08/2023
Brighton v Luton Town - 12/08/2023
Everton v Fulham - 12/08/2023
Sheffield United v Crystal Palace - 12/08/2023
Newcastle United v Aston Villa - 12/08/2023
Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur - 13/08/2023
Chelsea v Liverpool - Sunday, 13/08/2023
Manchester United v Wolves - 14/08/2023

Game week 2 - August 19

Aston Villa v Everton
Crystal Palace v Arsenal
Fulham v Brentford
Liverpool v A.F.C. Bournemouth
Luton Town v Burnley
Manchester City v Newcastle United
Nottingham Forest v Sheffield United
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United
West Ham v Chelsea
Wolves v Brighton

Game week 3 - August 26

A.F.C. Bournemouth v Tottenham Hotspur
Arsenal v Fulham
Brentford v Crystal Palace
Brighton v West Ham
Burnley v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Luton Town
Everton v Wolves
Manchester United v Nottingham Forest
Newcastle United v Liverpool
Sheffield United v Manchester City

Game week 4 - September 2

Arsenal v Manchester United
Brentford v A.F.C. Bournemouth
Brighton v Newcastle United
Burnley v Tottenham Hotspur
Chelsea v Nottingham Forest
Crystal Palace v Wolves
Liverpool v Aston Villa
Luton Town v West Ham
Manchester City v Fulham
Sheffield United v Everton

Game week 5 - September 16

A.F.C. Bournemouth v Chelsea
Aston Villa v Crystal Palace
Everton v Arsenal
Fulham v Luton Town
Manchester United v Brighton
Newcastle United v Brentford
Nottingham Forest v Burnley
Tottenham Hotspur v Sheffield United
West Ham v Manchester City
Wolves v Liverpool

Game week 6 - September 23

Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur
Brentford v Everton
Brighton v A.F.C. Bournemouth
Burnley v Manchester United
Chelsea v Aston Villa
Crystal Palace v Fulham
Liverpool v West Ham
Luton Town v Wolves
Manchester City v Nottingham Forest
Sheffield United v Newcastle United

Game week 7 - Se

The current longest-serving player at each Premier League club in record ⚽️🏆

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes' superb volley against Burnley has been named the Budweiser Goal of the Month for September! 🎯⚽️
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“He said goodbye to the boys and since then, we don't know anything else. It's weird."

"In the group chat, he sent “Thank you, I love you guys", and then it showed "Eden Hazard left the group."

"I said ‘Damn, he really left.'”

- Emerson when Eden Hazard left in 2019 💔

Chelsea have spent 100 of millions on singing different forwards but haven't been able to Replace Eden Hazard since he left... 🥺💔

Chelsea's Hazard was Special! 💙

Via: Chelsea The Pride Of London

This is why we love the Premier League ♥️
Things goes in a circle 🔵

What is the most disappointing swap deal of all time? 😬 we were conned but it's ok

October International Friendly ⚽

Fear for the red devils they tried🤝👏

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Man United release statement to clarify Mason Greenwood situation 🔴⚠️

“Following the dropping of all charges against Mason Greenwood in February 2023, Manchester United has conducted a thorough investigation into the allegations made against him”.

“This has drawn on extensive evidence and context not in the public domain, and we have heard from numerous people with direct involvement or knowledge of the case”.

“Throughout this process, the welfare and perspective of the alleged victim has been central to the club’s inquiries, and we respect her right to lifelong anonymity”.

“We also have responsibilities to Mason as an employee, as a young person who has been with the club since the age of seven, and as a new father with a partner”.

“The fact-finding phase of our investigation is now complete, and we are in the final stages of making a decision on Mason’s future”.

“Contrary to media speculation, that decision has not yet been made and is currently the subject of intensive internal deliberation. Responsibility ultimately rests with the Chief Executive Officer”.

“Once made, the decision will be communicated and explained to the club’s internal and external stakeholders”.

“This has been a difficult case for everyone associated with Manchester United, and we understand the strong opinions it has provoked based on the partial evidence in the public domain. We ask for patience as we work through the final stages of this carefully considered process”

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