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A true friend is like a pen!s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a cond0m , he protects you from all h@rm. A loving friend is like a v@gina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you svck one n!pple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Bo0bs & lower body start with a "P" Peticoat, p@nt!es, pü$$y...
Moral lesson: That's origin of "BP" (blo0d pressure)!

⭕3. Before s£x, you help each other get naked. After s£x, you dress only yourself.
Moral lesson: In life no one helps you once you're fvcked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fvcked to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a d!ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's pant!es w£t, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d!ck hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Pen!s and say "Well done!".
Moral lesson: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

CLASS ENDED

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