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Last Friday I Decided To Take My Galfy Out To Have Fun .
Later While Walking Back It Was Time Ya Mchongoano And She Started It ...

(y) GIRLFRIEND :
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

(y) ME :
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in darkness, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

(y) GIRLFRIEND :..
Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are .. And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.

(y) ME :
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you..?

(y) GIRLFRIEND : ...
Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
Monkeys like you should be kept in ZOO.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too...
Not in cage but laughing at YOU.

WHO KILLED IT?
hehehe :-D :-D

Some journalist came to visit Bill
Gates and during the
interview they asked him
"Sir, how did you feel when you
made your first 1
billion dollar?
The billionaire turned right but saw
no one.
All his workers had gone on their
daily 1 hour break but turning left
he saw one diligent
worker moping the floor.
He called the worker,wrote something
on a check and
gave it to the man.
The man took the check and as he
saw his name with 1
billion dollars, the mopping stick
immediately fell from
his hands,he
jumped up so high that he almost
hit the ceiling and
then ran out of the house shouting
like a mad man.
Then bill gates turned to the
jourmalist and said
"That was how i felt when i made my
first 1 billion
dollars.
Prayer: God will send such a helper
to you and that you
will be at the right place and time to
receive it.
Type "Amen" to claim it.

Leo am so stressed aki,na ninaomba
usaidizi wenu
plz,n no jokers...
sasa nimeshasindikiza dem jioni
hii,baada ya
kumsikia utamu da whole day...sasa
nikiwa
nimepoa kwa nyumba pastor
akanitext na kuniuliza
mbona sikuenda church?nikareply
nilikuwa
mgonjwa..
ghafla huyo dem akanitext na
kuniambia amefika
salama...b4 nimalize kusoma hiyo
text..pastor
akanitumia ingine na kuniambia ati
atanikumbuka
kwa maombi...kumaliza kusoma text
ya
pastor..sijui akili ilipotelea wapi,ni
kajipata nareply
text ya pastor nikidhani na reply text
ya dem
ikisema hivi..."aki hiyo kuma ilikuwa
tamu...si
utanipeako tena next sunday..coz
sioni nikienda
kanisa tena ju huo utamu nilisikia
nataka niusikie
tena...alafu bebi,usisahau
nakupenda na hiyo kuma
usiwahi jaribu kupea mwingine aki...i
lv uuu dia"
sasa kureply nikaona kwa screen ati
"sending to
pastor" nikajaribu kuzima hata simu
bt message
ilienda tu...sasa pastor amenical
sichukui
simu.,nifanyejeaki?..sijui
ntamwambiaje aki?
sitawahi wakosea tena mkinisaidia.
advice me plz...

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I know 90% will fail this
5% will run away
5% will get correct
10+10×0+10-10=________?
A.10
B.0
C.200
D.135
E.20
F.125
G.30

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BED....
Manze wanaume ikifika kwa lungula
wacheni
pupa...sex ni polepole...usikimbilie
kutoa dem
suruali hapo na hapo unaanza
kumsugua...zii hyo
si idea poa.juu itakuwa mchezo ya
watoto
Slowly toa dem nguo zote abaki uchi
wa
mnyama..anza mdogomdogo na snogg
kiss..tembeza mkono kwa b***s
polepole as you
role the niples..squize b***s zote
mbili
ukitumia mkono moja...tembeza hyo
mkono
ingine by her weist...as you tickle
her...
role hizo niples until usikie
anapumua hard
akijipindua.....usiwe na pupa... still
tembeza
mkono yako by her thighs...now yu
can open her
legs wide en start licking her p***y
untill ulick
clitoris...do not finger her hyo ni
tabia ya watoto
wa highschool na primary..na pia
unaweza umiza
dem ikuss...
then ukiona anapeleka mkono kwa
trouser
mtolee dick acheze nayo, juu ni
yake...let her
suck it hadi urelease kwa mdomo
yake...all this
take atleast 30minutes
At this point she will have gone
crazy..jaribu
kuingiza dick yako kwa ikuss bt si
yote..let it
seem like unamwonjesha..atleast
ingiza tip ya
dick....then ukiona she is crying for
it this is the
tym you can f**k her hard...
You dont need to have abig dick
ndivo dem
akupende romance is enough for her
to go mad
on you...

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TRUE STORY ABOUT LOVE

Nowdays People Come into your
life,
they Become Friends, He or she
starts
being so special to you,
And More They become so close to
you,
He or she starts to mean
everything to you, you start to miss
that
person, and you then realize
Life without him or her Means
Nothing,
you start loosing sleep over That
person! Your life totally changes.
That
person promises you Everything
That
You Really Wanted and He or she
keeps
on telling you that he/she is
different
From Those You have Met. Your
heart
gets Easily carried By The sweet
Words
till you give in it to that special
person
you call heaven sent.

Time Goes By Things Goes Well,
you
share good moments And
Memories
Build Up but suddenly, he/
she starts to change after getting
what
they wanted, Number of texts and
calls
Reduces, they start to build up
many
excuses, That sweet
heart of yours starts becoming too
busy
for you...You start to cry,
plead and ask forgiveness but all in
vain till you’re dumped and they
move on.
You get heart-broken Then you
Decide
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hating love, you start saying that all
men and women are the same
basing on what that heartless ex
did to
you, you start pushing away
everyone. You live a single life
but
after sometime, you see your happy
friends in love, loneliness squeezes
you
then you
decide to try loving a gain. Another
handsome dude or lady comes
into your life, you start to think that
he
or she is heaven sent but still
you go through the same process
Friends that’s the journey of love,
No
one who can escape it and no
one who will never get heart
broken.

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Heart
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