Daniel Dan K.

You need a smartphone????
Look for them,and if you don't have their numbers text me,I will give you.

This is normally what happens between your man/woman and their office lovers when they go for what the company calls a retreat or team building at the end or beginning of the year.

This is where real adultery takes place and if your partner is the loose one, be sure he/she won't leave that team building intact. The dayameta will not be the same.

By the time they are planning for the retreat, the company CEO, HR, directors, managers and even the staff themselves know who will give them comfort during that time. They often spend their nights in camping tents, AirBnBs or hotel rooms.

Your wives face the ceiling and moan for them. They even release their generation in your wife's cereal. Men sample other men's wives and this remains As a secret for the staff in that company, because Jangilis know how to cover each other.

She comes home after 3 days team building in Mombasa and you also hit it raw. Of course you're the husband. In a month's time, she's pregnant and unveils the pregnancy like a family milestone. "Beb we are pregnant.' after 9 months, the baby comes in. She has no idea who is the father between you and the man who made her feel nice the whole night, her office boyfriend. That's where paternity fraud kicks in and the man will never know.

These company team building where woman are made to hold a balloon between their legs and a man pops it from the front of back by pumping is where all the game begins. Those tiny games set up the mood. At night, the semi-final begins.

If your man or woman is the type that gets aroused quickly, be sure the body count will be added in that retreat. She will surrender to her office boyfriend or CEO. The man she calls her office colleague will take her to cloud 9 while you are resting back at home looking at the ceiling patterns.

I came in peace😁😁😁
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Hi cousins

What's on your mind??

A teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was to sit on hung on the ceiling. He looked at the students and smiled. Without saying a word, he proceeded to the blackboard and wrote:

Test - 15 min, 30 marks.

Q1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters (1 Mark).

Q2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair to the ceiling, and show your workings (1 Mark)

Q3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair on the ceiling and the friends who helped him. (28 Marks).

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “The teacher caught the student who hung the chair.” ✅😅😅

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Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Namchukue simu za kulipa polepole

New phone in town.👇👇👇

*A WOMAN GOES TO PRISON TO VISIT HER HUSBAND WHO HAS JUST BEEN SENTENCED TO 40 YEARS IN JAIL..............* as soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims with tears in her eyes: - "Oh! Roger, 40yrs! Roger?" And the husband replies:" well my love,what are you going to do ?" "Oh,Roger...! I spoke to the judge handling your case" " And what did he say,my love?" "He told me that for everytime i make love with him,he will reduce your prison sentence by one year..." "What!!! What a miserable bastard and what did you say to that son of a bitch..?" "Oh,Roger! We will talk about it at home,pick up your stuff,let's go...!!!( 40yrs covered already, I have slept with him already)!!! Is this woman to be congratulated or not? Does she love her husband?
*The debate is open! MARRIAGE OR DIVORCE?*
Daniel Dan K.

Alert! Alert! Alert! 🚨🔔 .

The Transformative Power of True Friendship.

We talk about the importance of true friendship, where someone knows your heart and can sing it back to you. They accept you for who you are, flaws and all, and make you feel like the most interesting person. They're a safe haven where you can be yourself without fear of judgment, a shoulder to cry on, and a cheerleader for your victories. True friends are rare and precious, reminding you of your worth, strengths, and dreams, and helping you see the best in yourself.

Mnataka handsome men alafu sisi twende wapi ....mbona mnabagua viumbe wa Mungu hivo?
Highlights
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Ukiwa na roho mzuri ata screen ya simu haipasukangi... sasa angalia io yako.