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Let’s be honest with each other for a second... Last Sunday’s 146km ride to Ngelani almost saw some of us calling our an...
06/10/2026

Let’s be honest with each other for a second...

Last Sunday’s 146km ride to Ngelani almost saw some of us calling our ancestors for help! 🚴‍♂️💨

People suffered in silence, dehydration was out here fighting everyone as the Sun was unforgiving, muscle pulls were attacking without warning, and half the peloton was dropped questioning their life choices.

The worst part? There was ZERO shortcut back home! You just had to pedal through the pain and pray for mercy. 😭💔

Because we have trauma and value our lives, we have decided to create something a little more forgiving this time round.

Welcome to the QUAD-BYPASS PATROL! 🚴‍♀️✨

This time, if your legs start complaining or you realize you’re not as tough as you thought, you have MULTIPLE exit points to throw in the towel and run back home! No shame, 😂 just pure survival instinct!

Ride Details:
* 🗓️ Date: Sunday, 11th October 2026

* 📍 Meeting Point: Garden Square

* ⏰ Assembly: 7:30 AM | Departure: 8:00 AM

* 🚴‍♂️ Distance: 123 km

* ⛰️ Elevation:597 m

Come recover your dignity after Ngelani! See you all on Sunday—and remember, exiting early is just "strategic positioning" 😉🔥

Well, do you remember the initial plan for the Ngelani Exploration? Well, it’s back, still classified as a preamble of a...
29/09/2026

Well, do you remember the initial plan for the Ngelani Exploration? Well, it’s back, still classified as a preamble of a pure torture test.

After the emergency brakes, it’s time to ease on, somehow.

Time to flex the 1X by Chainrings plus 12 speed bikes, and iron the climbs with pure hope, adrenaline and stubborn determination.

The whistle blower is still adamant we should ease off after the last two weekends, but is also eager to face the music.

So, congratulations! You have been prepared... slightly.

The "gentle walk in the park" of 149 km with a mere 1,080 m of elevation gain is this weekend’s plan!

After this, oh we’ll have some “fun” 🙏✨

🗓️ Event Details:
* Event: Ngelani Exploration

* Date: Sunday, 4th October 2026

* Meeting Point: Garden Square

* Assembly Time: 7:30 AM

* Departure Time: 8:00 AM sharp

* Distance: 149 km

* Elevation: 1,080 m

If you’ve been on the “break”, dust off your bike, hydrate like you're crossing the desert, carb-load thoroughly and come see our anonymous guardian angel in person. See you at Garden Square! 🚴‍♂️🔥

27/09/2026

Guys were droping with High speed of 80kph and above.

Ni Mbayaaaa!!! 🏌‍♀️

Emergency Brake Activated! 🛑🚴‍♂️The only cycling event where the primary peloton tactic is " tactical retreat " and the ...
12/09/2026

Emergency Brake Activated! 🛑🚴‍♂️

The only cycling event where the primary peloton tactic is " tactical retreat " and the official sponsor is Teargas™!

Guys, unfortunately tomorrow’s ride is officially postponed .

Turns out the universe looked at our route, laughed, and decided to unleash pure chaos instead.

Honestly, I know some of you were ready to flex their 1X by Chainrings plus 12 speed bikes, but unless someone can confirm that your tires are 100% bulletproof and your water bottle works as a personal fire extinguisher, we shall happily be taking the DNF

For those still planning to "night run" tonight due to the postponement : please wear reflective gears, because if the cycling goons don't get you, then the pink water canon will.

​Rest up team, let’s save the sprint finishes for a day when the air quality index doesn't feature 90% teargas!

See y'all next Sunday before El Nino kicks in🥶

One day to go... ready for the exploration? Let's meet up at Garden Square, 7.30am, wheel's up at 8am
12/09/2026

One day to go... ready for the exploration? Let's meet up at Garden Square, 7.30am, wheel's up at 8am

So, off the record... the original blueprint for this Sunday’s Ngelani Exploration was classified as a pure torture test...
09/09/2026

So, off the record... the original blueprint for this Sunday’s Ngelani Exploration was classified as a pure torture test.
It was supposed to be 179km of nothing but sweet climbs.

We were fully prepared but then an anonymous whistleblower whispered: "That we should take it easy". Pity the legs! Soften the blow just a tiny bit!" 🤫🤦‍♀️

So, congratulations! You have been spared... slightly.

We dialed back the pure savagery Ride to a "gentle walk in the park" of 149 km with a mere 1,080 m of elevation Gain! You're welcome for our infinite kindness and boundless charity. 🙏✨
However, the next Ride post Ngelani will be Fun 😂

🗓️ Event Details:
* Event: Ngelani Exploration

* Date: Sunday, 13th September 2026

* Meeting Point: Garden Square

* Assembly Time: 7:30 AM

* Departure Time: 8:00 AM sharp

* Distance: 149 km

* Elevation: 1,080 m


Dust off your chains, hydrate like you're crossing the desert and come thank our anonymous guardian angel in person. See you at Garden Square! 🚴‍♂️🔥

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