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President of Softball Operations : Kuef Papi
General Manger: Coach Gut

07/09/2026

Third place more like turd place.. good weekend of softball. Congrats to Dekane Equipment (formally known as our arch nemesis Barely Legal). Good weekend for those fellas bringing home the championship!!!

Keep an eye out for future Team B**r! news. Maybe some additions, subtractions, multiplications, divisions, long divisions.

Kinda weird that when Coach Gut was our only Coach up north we won.. Coach Ty was involved during Labor Day and we get 3rd place…. Maybe Coach Gut deserves more credit. Maybe a raise for Coach Gut coming this year.

We are always looking for more interns so if you want to intern for our intern who has an intern that is interning for the interns intern intern. Go ahead and let us know.

Thanks Stenchies.

Always remember that Team B**r! will have more fun than you.

Team B**r! out.

- The intern who has an intern who is interning for the interning intern, who managed to intern another interning intern to intern for the interning intern's interning intern, who is currently interning under an interning intern interning for the interning intern interning for the original interning intern.

07/09/2026

We won and play at noon. Smell ya.

07/09/2026

Team B**r! IS NOT down and out. I promise you that.

06/09/2026

Yeah. 9am tomorrow. Bye.

Come on by today and look at this painting. B**r.
06/09/2026

Come on by today and look at this painting.

B**r.

05/09/2026

We won. Any other dumb questions?

Smell ya tomorrow at 2pm.

Intern

05/09/2026

2pm Game Time. Against Pitches be Trippin. Be there.

Toodles.

05/09/2026

Twas the night before Labor Day Weekend, all through the town,
Not a glove was unoiled, not a bat was put down.
The cleats were lined up by the front door with care,
In hopes that a championship trophy’d be there.
When out on the diamond there rose such a clatter,

Coach GUT sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
The moon lit the grass of the Maple Park field,
Where legendary Team B**r had quietly wheeled!
With custom tees bright and a dugout cooler fully-stocked,

They stepped to the plate while the entire park rocked.
They swung for the fences, sent balls to the sky,
And rounded the bases as moonshots flew by.

They spoke not a word, but went straight to work,
Crushed every high pitch, then turned with a jerk.
They sprang to their bench to give one final cheer:
"Happy Labor Day weekend to all, from Team B**r!"

04/09/2026

It’s our shortstop Kyle’s Birthday today. Wish him a happy birthday. If you don’t wish him a happy birthday you will be verbally abused by all. If you are mean to him this entire weekend you will also be verbally abused. He must be allowed on base at all times or else you will be verbally abused. The Team (Team B**r!) he plays on must also win the championship game. If not… you guessed it you’ll be verbally abused.

Spanks

The intern

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