Nigeria wake up

Rate President Muhammad Buhari's administration in one sentence.

I see Nigeria, waking up from its long slumber as the wind of change is gradually blowing to all nook and crannies of the polity.

Long live Nigeria!

Nigeria!

When will thy citizens wake up from their slumber!

When will thy citizens take up their responsibilities

When will thy citizens walk on the path of the law

When will thy citizens defend and rise up for others

when will thy citizens exercise their fundamental human rights

I weep 4 my country Nigeria but i have a feeling that HOPE is on its way!...

LONG LIVE MY COUNTRY, NIGERIA!

A man built a room with 250 blocks and later turned
it to a school, with him
being the headmaster. Whenever his students offend
him, he would tell them to
go and give the wall 50 punches. Two students
(Musa and Akpos) offended
him on a day, after his orders, Musa started
punching the wall. He was crying
heavily but the headmaster did not tell him to leave
until he finished the 50
punches. He told Akpos to go and do likewise.
Akpos:Rubbishhhhhh......
Headmaster:For saying that, it's now 100 punches
for you.
Akpos:Nonsenseeeeee.
Headmaster:Now 200 punches.
Akpos went towards the wall, as he gave the wall a
punch (gbooooo), a block
fell down from the wall.
Headmaster:What's that???
Akpos:Nothing...Gbooooo (another block falls).
Headmaster:You can go and sit down.
Akpos: That would be total injustice, Musa finished
his punishment, I also want
to finish my own...gboooo, gbooo, gboooo (blocks
falling down).
Headmaster(Red eyes):I SAID GO AND SIT DOWN.
Akpos:That would be cheating on the other student...
gbooo ,gboooo, gbooo
(blocks falling down).
Headmaster:Can't I instruct you, am I not old
enough to be your father?
Akpos: For mentioning my father's name, I've
increased my punishment to 250
punches.
The headmaster knelt down.
Headmaster: My good son, take it easy, i know this
building is already going
down, but please pardon the foundation.
One word for both of them.

What is P**S? When U take a 9hr jorney 2 c a guy U met online n on getting there, his phone is switchd off! U r P**SED! After trying his line several hrs n still off, U felt U should check into a hotel; On gettin there, U discoverd ur wallet containing all ur money has been stolen. U r SO P**SED! U dropped ur bag @ d reception, ran 2 a nearby bank 2 withdraw with your atm card. On getting there, ATM traps ur card. Angrily, U went straight into d bank 2 complain n they tell U 2 come 4 ur card in a week time. Honestly U r HELL P**SED! On ur way back 2 the hotel with absolute rage, U received an alert; 50k has been deducted frm ur account some minutes ago. OMG! U r BADLY P**SED! Stil lost in rage, U got 2 d hotel only to find out ur bag is no more. U asked d receptionist, he points 2 an inscription on d notice board 2 U wich reads "bags kept @ owners risk". Ooh what a pity! U r DAMN P**SED! In d bid 2 make trouble, he calls d security 2 lock U up. oh! Who will bail U now? U r P**SED! INFACT, U DON P**S 4 BODY!

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• U collect babe number u use "chick"
store em. Shey en mama na fowl? :>
• U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat
finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion,
u be vegetarian?/ • U dey wit ur guy & u
dey recieve diff kinds of phone calls every 5
min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on
ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer care
agent?
• U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells
you money and you are angry. Were you
expecting her to say wisdom &
understanding?!
• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after U̶̲̥̅̊
marry her finish U̶̲̥̅̊ want stop her frm goin
to club. My broda U̶̲̥̅̊ think say miracle fit
happen? :x
• Ur mates pay complete fare, sit down
comfortably 4 bus, u pay half dey stand n
smile. Bros u b usher? • Ur gafrnd dumps u
for a rich man u say she b golddiga bt ur
sister do d same to anoda guy, u giv
testimony for Church, sey na grace of God.
Bros park well> • Since last 2 weeks, PHCN
never remember ur street n una no get
common Tiger gen, yet u come my house
still dey borrow Jackie Chan film from
me...bros na PHCN office u wan go watch
am?>
• Yo babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still
dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 .
Were she wan fix am?, ontop that coconut
head?
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks
scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra • U are 6
feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heel
shoe...se u wan whisper to God? | |
• U dey snap inside different type of cars
yet u expect ur man to believe u are not
cheatin..aunty,u be mechanic? :|
• U gather different gals picture for ur fone
& yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not
cheatin.. uncle, u be photographer?
• He gave u an engagement ring for over
five years, e never marry u, my dear u be
lord of d rings?

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Very soon, your family will say to you "I'm proud of u".
your friends will say:- "I'm Happy for you".
Your equals will say:- "I wish I were you".
Your enemies will say:- You have a mighty God.
By the time your glory will exploit, sudden death will not take you away.
You will excel from one region to another.
Your generation will be filled with wealth and riches in His mighty name.

Describe your night in one word?

A teacher told one of his lazy students:
"If you bring me a handful of dust of paradise,
you'll be a successful student,
The next day, the little boy came with handful of dust and gave it to his teacher.
The teacher became angry and said :
"Are you kidding me! Where did you get this from?"
The student answered with tears in his eyes
"This dust was under the feets of my mother,
Didn't you teach us that paradise lies under the feet of mothers ?
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Jokes By Akpos !!!
Two teachers were arguing in
the class and
the students were watching.
Other teachers were trooping
in one
after the other.
ENGLISH TEACHER: What a
pugnacious and combatant
fight teachers maneuverating
themselves in the presence of
their pupils.
CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this
now or I'll balance your
equation with acid and base.
MATHS TEACHER: please please
stop before I divide and
subtract your names from our
teachers' list.
CRS TEACHER: Oh God of
Nazareth, forgive them cos
they do not know what they
are doing.
ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a
human behavior, I'll draw a
scale of preference to know
who's at fault.
MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of
you lack voices to win an
argument, your phonet is
voiceless, your
treble ,and your auto lack
vocal sound.
HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God
of century 2013
I'll compare this fight with
that of Iran and Iraq..
BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a
shame between these two
species of Homo sapiens. The
knot of your Medula Oblongata
is
loosing I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis.