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Federal Government of Nigeria has directed the
Federal Ministry of Labour and Employment to
start
receiving CV's (Document) massively nationwide
from graduates for employment in 2016.the graduates are to submit their
CV's
at Federal Secretariats.
The following graduate are welcome.
1.Sec. School Graduate.
2.Certificate course of any kind.
3.OND, ND, HND In any field.
4.Bsc, BEd, B.A, In any field.
5.Any other qualification is accepted excluding
Msc, PhD.
Please don't forget to inform others.
Closing date 07-January-2016.

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100 Terminologies In Electrical/Electronics Engineering

1. Fuse: it is an electronic component that controls the amount of current into ring circuit.
2. Resistor: it is an electronic component that resists the free flow of current in a circuit. It is measured in ohms.
3. Capacitor: it is an electronic component that stores electrical charges and discharges them when needed. It is measured in farad.
4. Inductor: it is an electronic component that stores energy in a magnetic field. It is measured in Henry (H).
5. Conductor: it is a material that allows the free flow of current.
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BELIEVE IN GOD

There is immense stupidity in living recklessly under the umbrella of "One Life", there is a want of wisdom in believing that tomorrow is guaranteed as a result of individual struggle and will. Even the Messenger of God disagrees with that notion, teaching that you prayed for DAILY bread and let the anxiety over tomorrow be.

No excuse at all to be planless for even ants are not that senseless but please appreciate the gift of grace that you have nothing to do with. In the words of Nigerian comedian Basket mouth : "if you think say na by your power you dey wake up, set alarm clock for the head of dead body"

Dear blessed and privileged reader of this message, let humility and gratitude greet your everyday approach to life and never mix confidence for a better tomorrow for arrogance in its certainty from self will. I WILL SAY THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE! Let us look at these Mathematical Analysis:
1+6=7
2+5=7
3+4=7
7-0=7
7+0=7
9-2=7
8-1=7
What is my point???
My point is that there are so many ways of
getting to a final destination. God may not take
you the same way He took your Dad, Mom, Friends
or Colleagues, What
matters is that He will take you to your
destination.
At times you get there by adding things and
people in your life and other times you will get
there by
subtracting certain things and people.
"Both of these may not be fun".
When 2 was alone it may not have been
comfortable until 5 was added.
What matters is the "adder/subtractor" (God's)
plans which should prevail.
Your are a tool. Do not reject God when He adds
and subtract things, do not resist and in the
process learn to let go when He subtracts.
Stop crying, lamenting, and drowning yourself in
tears of pity and fear of moving on.
Every circumstance is building you to the castle
God has prepared for you.
My answer is simple,
YOU WILL BE WHAT GOD HAS DESTINED YOU TO BE.

USED vs. LOVED

While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times;
not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father...

with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'

The man was so hurt and speechless;
he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions.....
sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;

the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.

The next day that man committed su***de. . .

Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life.....

Things are to be used and people are to be loved.

But the problem in today's world is that,

People are used and things are loved.

In this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind:

Things are to be used,
but People are to be loved.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits they become character;

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder.

God bless you.

If you don't pass this on nothing bad will happen;

if you do, you might change someones life.

DEFINITION OF WAHALA:

¤When the person interviewing you at your
new job
is the same
guy you insulted in traffic. "Bro, u go
apologise tire.!"

¤When you abuse your friend "your
mama!!!" and
then u turn around
to see his/her mum staring at you.
"Egbon, u go collect plenty slap!.!"

¤When Mosquito lands on your father's
bald
head
and u try to kill it
with your bare hands.
"You must provide d proof ohh, or else..."

¤ When you update "salary things" on
Facebook and your landlord comments "on
point"""
"U go travel go villa by
force."

"When you're in a bus and you throw away
your #500
note instead
of gala wrapper.
"Chai! E don do be dat!"

¤When ur Dad works at NEPA and they
take
light and
you shout "God
punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u.
"Na ur mama go start to
pay ur school fees."

¤When u dey on top okada and the okada
man dey
ping... # Lol. Na
automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.

¤ When you finish eating in an eatery and u
find out
wallet fell out
in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar.

¤When Usain Bolt chases u with a
Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don
finish.

¤When u give beggar #500 note instead of
#50.

¤When soldier punish u
finish come release u make u dey go, u
come climb
ur bike come shout "officer thunder fire u"
and ur bike no come gree start again.

¤When u dey inside bus,
buy 1 gala and the seller
run wit N950 change...
# Cry No go Do Am

¤When you post on Facebook "My boss is
an
idiot"
and ur boss like ur
post. "No just go work tomorrow."
...
¤Happy weekend !

LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA, FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE.
WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF, THE PILOT SAID......
"WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE INFORM YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".
IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE PROFESSOR
IBRAHIM, WHO SAT COMFORTABLY.
PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?
HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THAT THE PLANE WILL NOT EVEN MOVE".
Pls don't laugh alone oooo share with your friends

Shell Nigeria graduate recruitment 2015 – Application closes 13 November 2015, so apply latest 12 November 2015 1. Click on link below: http://www.shell.com/global/aboutshell/careers/students-and-graduates/shell-graduate-programme/recruitment_day/app-shellrd-myapplication.html ;2. Under region, select Africa 3. Under country select Nigeria 4. Click on search 5. Click on Employment Opportunities 2015 - Nigeria 6. Scroll down and click view job –opens in new window to apply Brethren pls share the shell link, some one you know might get it

Don't laugh alone

A little boy went to his old grandpa and asked, "What's the value of life?"
The grandpa gave him one stone and said, "Find out the value of this stone, but don't sell it."The boy took the stone to an Orange Seller and asked him what its cost would be.The Orange Seller saw the shiny stone and said, "You can take 12 oranges and give me the stone."The boy apologized and said that the grandpa has asked him not to sell it.He went ahead and found a vegetable seller. "What could be the value of this stone?" he asked the vegetable seller.The seller saw the shiny stone and said, "Take one sack of potatoes and give me the stone."
The boy again apologized and said he can't sell it.Further ahead, he went into a jewelery shop and asked the value of the stone.The jeweler saw the stone under a lens and said, "I'll give you 50 million for this stone." When the boy shook his head, the jeweler said, "Alright,alright, take 2 gold necklace, but give me the stone."
The boy explained that he can't sell the stone.
Further ahead, the boy saw a precious stone's shop and asked the seller the value of this stone.When the precious stone's seller saw the big ruby, he lay down a red cloth and put the ruby on it. Then he walked in circles around the ruby and bent down and touched his head in front of the ruby. "From where
did you bring this priceless ruby from?" he asked. "Even if I sell the whole world, and my life, I won't be able to purchase this priceless stone.Stunned and confused, the boy returned to the grandpa and told him what had happened. "Now tell me what is the value of life, grandpa?"
Grandpa said, "The answers you got from the Orange Seller, the Vegetable Seller, the Jeweler & the Precious Stone's Seller explain the value of our life... You may be a precious stone, even priceless, but people will value you based on their financial status, their level of information, their belief in you, their motive behind entertaining you,their ambition, and their risk taking ability. But don't fear, you will surely find someone who will discern your true value."
Respect yourself.
You are Unique.
No one can Replace you.

" 🌕 6 LITTLE🌱STORIES
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{ 1 }
ONCE upon a time, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
👇
That's
FAITH
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🌾
{ 2 }
WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
👇
That's
TRUST
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🌾
{ 3 }
EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
👇
That's
HOPE
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🌾
{ 4 }
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
👇
That's
CONFIDENCE
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🌾
{ 5 }
WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.
👇
That's
LOVE.
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🌾
{6}
On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.'
👇
That's
ATTITUDE
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🌾
{7}
Now that you've been blessed, don't be stingy with the blessing, share them With friends which I just did......
👇
That's
CARING

A 24-year old boy looking out through a trains window shouted, Dad, look, "the trees are going behind; they are moving very fast" his Dad simply stared at him with so much joy and smiled! A young couple seated nearby looked at the 24-year old and thought to themselves, he's so grown up but so childish, he must have a mental disorder for his father not to be bothered. Suddenly the young man exclaimed again; Dad, look, "the clouds are running with us" the couple could not resist and said to the old man, why don't you take your son to a good doctor may be a psychiatrist? The old man smiled and said I just did. We are just coming from a doctor but not a psychiatrist ; we are just coming from the hospital. My son was blind from birth. He just got his sight today for the very first time, his behavior may seem stupid to you, it's more than a miracle to me. The young couple just sat down there, lost for words with a mixture of tears and shame in their eyes..
Everybody on earth has a story; don't judge people so fast or jump into conclusion about their private affairs; you don't know where they are coming from or what they have to deal with.
The truth behind their story might surprise you. Take it easy with others, even if you have a perfect life. Let us keep working towards the good of all.
This story inspired me and I have shared it with you to inspire you too. I hope you will share it to inspire others.

"Like what you do. If you don't like it, do something else." P. Harvey