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Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
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Imagine your boyfriend takes you to his house for the first time and you see this. Can you make love with him that day.

She knock the door, I kept quite
She push it and come in, i kept quite
She came inside the room, I kept quite
She sat next near to me, I still kept quite
She romanced me, I remained quite
She undressed herself, I kept quite
She removed my shirt , I kept quite
She kiss me deeply, I kept quite
She removed my trousers and boxers
imagine , I still kept quiet
She climbed me, I remained quiet
She start ridding me slowly and slowly, I
kept quiet
She continued with the practice, I kept
quiet
She climb down and dressed up and went
away, I kept quiet
Now she is here telling me that she is
pregnant
What should I do?
I'll keep quiet 🤐

A fool may ask more questions in an hour than a wise man can answer in seven years

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