Alimonu Victor Kelechukwu

God is like oxygen that you feel, he is everywhere, but you can't see him.
That's why we call him omnipresent God.

When i was a kid
p***y - meant cat
s*x- meant gender
bitch- was a female dog
dick -was the name of a cartoon flim
bang- was a sound
nuts- were fruits
rubber - was nothing but an eraser
ass- was an animal
c**k- was a male bird
head- meant part of a body
balls- meant a round toy
lubricant - was oil
oral- meant poetry recitation and then.....
I became an adult and my education got messed up..

Birds are the eyes of heaven, and flies. Are the spies of hell

Girlfriend is like internet virus.
She will enter your life, scan your pocket, transfer your money, edit your mind, download her problems ,delete your smile and hang your life.
So avoid youqfriend and her number to me becoz..
I am a professional antivirus....lolz

Change in date dose not change ur destiny, its dedication and ,determination.
I therefore wish you all(family and friends) a sporty year ahead, as we all look forward to bigger and greater things .

It's been a while guys..hope u are all gud..i will b back fully in a short while,thanx for bn there when i wasn't..1love

Hi freinds!
The season ended in high notes and unlikely expectations with a new UCL champion emerging in the like of the underdog (Chelsea) lifting the coveted trophy ahead of the highly rated (Bayern munich) the undisputed number one german team despite their two seasons trophyless run in.
As we look forward to the euro championship and later, the olympics... i wish you all abroad a safe trip home and a wonderful break this summer.
Catch you later!

Good afternoon Ibekwe and Pamela for sincerely showing your supports over this idea of mine. Hope you guyz are doing very well in your respectively field of profession. Senior man... play on injury free and my sis... work well to your heights.
Stay blessed!