MC IBK

A proper striker made for Liverpool FC

Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes

Wife:
Where are you going?

Husband:
Watch the game at the pub.

Wife:
Why don't you watch it with me?

Husband:
I want to watch it with my friends.

Wife:
So I mean nothing to you?

Husband:
OK, OK. I am staying.

Wife:
Why is the goalkeeper in black?

Husband:
He is mourning his mother.

Wife:
The commentator how does he know all the names?

Husband:
It's his job.
Wife: There's a goal.

Husband:
No, it's an offside.

Wife:
What is offside?

Husband:
No, it's a goal. Just kidding.

Wife:
OK, but what is offside?

Husband: Offside is the name of the Coach.

Wife:
Where's the Coach?

Husband:
He is off the field.

Wife:
Why isn't he playing?

Husband:
No, he doesn't play. He changes the players and the game tactics.

Wife:
Tell me, is Maradona there?

Husband:
No, he dîed.

Wife:
Oh my God, how?

Husband:
He watched a game with his wife.

That's how the fight started and we have been trying since last Sunday to settle the matter!
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