Wise angels

Oya laugh small jare…lol. (not
written by me…it’s a joke)… Enjoy it.
I was driving down a street along
Alausa, having just finished
answering a call, when a policeman,
suddenly, opened the passenger door,
entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted ‘something’ from
me for calling while driving…
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller
dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car,
with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping
and fangs barring, staring fiercely at
him.
Policeman: (Shaking) Ah! You carry
dog?
Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat
one na offense?
Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?
Me: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! you sick?
Me: No, na person wey the dog bite
we go see. The person almost die sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)
Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head
like that?
Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite
person.
Policeman: The dog know you?
Me: Yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating) This your door,
how you dey open am?
Me: How you take enter?
Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try
open am, but e no open. (The dog was
now getting impatient and gave a
small growl, its tongue almost
touching the policeman’s left ear).
Policeman: (Now sliding forward)
Oga, I take God beg you, open the
door for me make I comot. I no go
collect anythin from you.
Me: How much you go pay me?
Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin
since morning. Na only N1,000 dey
wit me.
Me: You neva ready. (I looked back at
the dog).
Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach
N2,000. The oda N1,000 na my wife
own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was
becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be……g, Oga, sorry. Take the
N2,000 make you open the door
plssssssse!
Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the
N2,000 & allowed him out of the car)
Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e
no go ever better for you and your
yeye dog. Wicked man!!!

Don’t be stingy, Share with your
Friends and Put a Smile on their Face
today..

https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=137367689659103&refid=17&ref=stream

Wise angels We want to build self reliant youths that will stand tomorrow in all humility to wave the flag of unity for the world at large.

Join us today

THE DRAMA!!!

DRAMA TITLE: Ebola and End of Reprieve for Wild Animals

(King Lion organises a party for all wild animals to celebrate)
Lion:- My subjects, these are best of times for us. Never in the history of wild animals has there been a lull in the hunt for bush meat by humans in this part of the world. Thanks to ebola. Hurray my people.
Wild animals: Hurrah!
(Antelope clears his throat and speaks)
Antelope:- Your majesty and my fellow wild animals. It is good news. For years, these black West Africans have hunted us. They have been after our juicy meat. They have turned our children into orphans and made our parents childless. Now they have been advised by their experts to stop eating bushmeat which they get from our bodies. This has made their hunters to start lamenting as many people are no longer patronising the bush meat market.
(Monkey speaks after gulping a glass of red wine)
Monkey:- Your majesty and my people. Ha! Ha! I am the happiest animal. They say monkeys, fruit bats and bla bla, are carriers of the Ebola Virus Disease. In fact, my wish is that these humans will not be spared from EVD.
Let it keep spreading jare. Let it spread everywhere. This is what we wanted.
Please sing this song with me.
Emi la o ni yo si?
Emi la o ni yo si?
Ba ti fe o ri
Bee na lori
Emi la o ni yo si?

Why should we not celebrate?
Why should we not celebrate?
What we desired
Is what has really happened
Why should we not celebrate?

(The wild animals are ecstatic in their celebration. Suddenly the Eagle appears and interrupts)
Eagle: Fools! Foolish king and subjects—
Lion:- What impudence! What an obnoxious interruption coming from a morally bankrupt, retrogression-minded subject. If you are not careful, I will have you for my dinner.

Eagle:- If you can catch me ni... Before you say Jack Robbinson, I am up in the sky. Siddon there dey blow grammar. As I speak now, the Ebola Virus Disease has been eradicated in Nigeria. Their scientists have discovered a vaccine which has both prophylactic and therapeutic purposes. Me sef sabi Grammar. What I am saying is that they have developed a vaccine to prevent and cure the disease. Now, they will never get infected even if they eat a diseased bush meat.
And they have passed the vaccine to their neighbouring West African countries.
As I speak now, the demand for bushmeat is higher than before. Many hunters are coming this way now. And they are not armed with dane guns.
They are wielding AK-47, Kalashnikov, etc. You'd better talk to your legs and wings now and run for your sorry lives.

(The animals tremble and start fleeing but it is too late for many of them as Odewale, the chief hunter and his men make a lot of kills)

Odewale:- Ha!Ha! Eyin eniyan mi, eran repete re(My people, this is plenty of meat). Tell them in Lagos. Spread the news to Enugu. Say to them in Port-Harcourt. Take it to Kaduna, Kano and Sokoto. Say it everywhere that we have conquered and business will boom.
(The End)

Note:- May we witness the end of this deadly outbreak.

In one spirit, we can win the battle.

.

WISE ANGEL PRESIDENT.
®©skype outlet.

With total happiness and an undiluted heartfelt gratitude to God Almighty i here stand to congratulate our dear WISE ANGELS and the members world wide.

In the last one year, we have been able to put together our strength to Illuminate Nigeria which in the course has put a total hands-down to departments such as the Media, Admin and Finance departments similtanously.

Our cry will soon be heard across the world as we shall be hosting the greatest youth revolutionary canpaign in the world.

To emphasis the coming of LIGHT UP NAIJA, we will be launching a magazine of Global and International Standard, called "LIGHT MAGAZINE".
Our hands are not limited to Africa alone. We are still in our 'Four Continent Agenda' which will in place bring us closer to our counterparts across the globe.

At the fore front of the battle, i see my eminent executives sailing the ship with me.
I must confess, they are the best ever.

I also want to thank the pioneers of this institution and organization. I cant simply thank them enough for seeing this as a success right from the begining.

I also thank all that had been a blessing to us and our courses respectively for their support.
All Partners of Wise Angels, we love, enjoy and appreciate your partnership. Thank you so much.

Our steadfast and wonderful members World Wide. Nothing does it better than to have a rythmic followers. You are the ones we celebrate today.

Today marks our sevent year and seven is a figure of perfection. We hereby vow to put everything in place to achieve firstclass lift to perfection as the year runs out.
I believe, before the close of today, we will have the list of our new Department Directors and the Reformation list.

I hereby hand over to our Promotion and Correspondent Department to do the major Appraisal as compiled in their file.

God bless Wise Angels.

Prince Abimbolu Adefolajimi. (CYD)
W.A Int'l President.

Wise Angels media resumes after a long break.

'we have gotten all we need to gear this LUN.pro to reality. Its time to illuminate NIGERIA'-- HON. Adefolajimi Abimbolu (via skype)

WE ARE GLAD TO BE BACK
ITS NOW TIME TO START THE PREP

♠Lιģħ†♣υρ♣Ñαιјα♠™

Dagash Abdull Straight; says...
I pity all of you making unreasonable comments here. We are sitting on a time bomb here in Nigeria called the politicians. Instead of praying to Allah to destroy all the enemies of our great country, we are busy supporting the politicians that did not know of our existence. When the bombs go off now and the war begins, they will run away with their families leaving we the masses to kill ourselves. Ibos remember Ojukwu??? He didn't die in the civil war o but some of your parents did. Yorubas, did OBJ die in the war???? No, in fact he was a president for two terms 99-07. he still lives and your family members are still missing. Hausas, what of IBB and T.Danjuma?? They are still alive o. The civil war did not consumed them. My middle beltans, Yakubu Gowon is still alive o while some of you had gone with the Rivers Benue and Niger. So, if should happen. You and I will be killed but GEJ, Nyako, Oshoimole, Almakura, El-Rufai, APC, PDP and their co travellers will survive. We should stop seeing ourselves as Yoruba, Ibo or Hausa, South or North. We should see ourselves as Nigerians having common troubles & enemies. And say NO to the Politicians trying to use us for their selfish interests. May Allah destroy all the enemies of our great country, Nigeria. Oh Allah, take care of those saying Nigeria will not be in existence by 2015, and or have negative plans for the future of our beloved home Nigeria for us. Ya Allah nothing is beyond You, save our Nigeria from the hands of GREEDY politicians and give us leaders that will make us proud anywhere we find ourselves in this world. God Bless Nigerians. 1 Nigeria, United we stand!!!

Abuja Bomb Attack Is Just A "Tiny Incident" - Boko Haram Leader Shekau Boasts

The group released its new video to journalists in northeast Nigeria Saturday, hours after the AFP news agency published highlights of the clip.

READ MORE...http://www.osundefender.org/?p=159758

Gruesome: Masquerades Slain Ex-police Chief In Akwa Ibom

According to report, Mr Udom had been working as an under cover agent for the police so as to reveal the people behind the notorious activities of masquerades who have long been banned in the community.

READ MORE...http://www.osundefender.org/?p=159288

Borno State Gov. Offers N50m Reward For Rescue of 115 Schoolgirls Kidnapped By Boko Haram

Kashim Shettima offered a 50 million naira ($300,000, 216,000 euro) reward to anyone with information leading to the return of the...

READ MORE...http://www.osundefender.org/?p=159158

Abuja Bomb Blast: We Need Blood Donation As Death Toll Rises- NEMA

NEMA have called on Nigerians to rally round to donate blood to save the lives of...

READ MORE...http://www.osundefender.org/?p=158457

Abuja Bomb Blast: “I Saw Many People In The Bus Dead” Says Witness

The witness give a jaw dropping account of what he saw...

READ MORE...http://www.osundefender.org/?p=158434

Abuja Bomb Blast: “I Saw Many People In The Bus Dead” Says Witness | OSUN DEFENDER A witness to the early morning explosion that occurred at a crowded bus station on the outskirts of Abuja today has given a jaw dropping account of what he saw.

President Jonathan's Daughter's Wedding

Faith Sakwe Elizabeth got married to her...

read more...http://www.osundefender.org/?p=158404

Photo News: President Jonathan’s Daughter’s Wedding | OSUN DEFENDER President Goodluck Jonathan’s adopted daughter, Faith Sakwe Elizabeth got married to her heartthrob Godwin Edwards Osim in Otueke, Bayelsa state.

Exposed: Two Ladies, Three Others Found With Human Heads, Flesh In Joju Ota,

Policemen attached to the Ogun state Police Command Saturday morning arrested two ladies and three men for possessing human heads and some pieces of human flesh....

READ MORE ...http://www.osundefender.org/?p=158313