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Photos from Isloo Uncovered's post 09/02/2016

Make ur Valentines Special...
14th Feb
For Tickets Reservations And Info
Contact
Danish Ali Raja
0332 5167005
Get yours Ticket Now.
Pricing:
Individual: Rs. 500
Couple: Rs. 1000

24/03/2014

Put your lighter in the air
if you smoke w**d like you don't care.
I'm addicted to the herb its a dangerous love affair.
Natural plant thats from the ground, some smoke g***a by the pound.
I gonna ask this question now whose gonna smoke some w**d tonight

We are time for the g***a
some call it reefa
others call it blunt which its actually a cigar
If you put crack to your head your a re**rd
Don't get twisted ma*****na isn't a real drug
It's so traditional places is not exceptional
The wait is so long and people use it for fun
all around the world its called g***a bob marley.
Marley, mike is smoking w**d on the Harley
its a recession and I'm still gonna party
and after the club I got the munchies I'm starvin
way ya huffin that marley marley..

29/09/2013

Hop your pretty ass up in this fu***ng car
Bitch I'm out this world, girl you know I'm a star
Used to buying rounds but now we buy the bar
Last year they had to ask now they know who we are
Boss s**t, walk in the building, I own s**t
You can tell by who I'm on the phone with
Yeah n***a talking about grown s**t
Ni**as too busy jacking my swag
Need to f**k around, get your own s**t
Get your own cars, get your own clothes
Get your own smoke, get your own bitch
You ain't reppin' my gang, get your own clique

29/07/2013

Fees maafi k liye
application:
To,
.
The Principal
High school,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere
dad ne muje fees k
liye Rs.500 diye the.
.
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka
Recharge karva diya,
200 science wali
mam par shart haar
gaya.
.
Mai samajta tha k
unka sirf Maths wale
Sir k sathchakkar hai,
par unka to aapke
sath b chakkar nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi
raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya
Aapke raaz ka
pardaafaash!
.
Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka
boyfriend..>............... .. ;)

13/07/2013

FASTING HOURS IN
Kuwait : 16 hours
Saudi Arabia : 16 hours
Morocco : 14 hours
China : 14 hours
Japan : 14:30 hours Korea : 12 hours
England : 16:30 hours
France : 16 hours
Denmark : 21 hours
Iceland : 20:20 hours
Netherlands : 18:30 hours Argentina :
9:30 hours
Canada : 18 hours
United States : 15 hours
Mexico : 13 hours
South Africa : 10:30 hours
World Report hai k FAJAR KI AZAAN sab
se pehly Indonesia me se shuru hoti hy aur phir
Sumatra,
Malaysia,
Dhaka,
SriLanka,
India, Pakistan,
Afghanistan,
Muscat,
Saudia,
kuwait,
Dubai, Yemen,
Iraq,
Iran,
Istanbul,
Tarabils,
Libya, America tak lagatar 9 hours Fajar ki AZAAN hoti hoye wapisIndonesia me pohunchti hai Jahan Zohar ki AZAAN ka Waqat ho jata hai. Isi tarah 5 Waqat ki AZAAN se poori
zameen par ek bhi second aisa nahi jab AZAAN ki awaaz na aati ho! Masha'Allah.
Please forward this beautiful knowledge.

08/07/2013

Philosophy of boys ...!!!!




Flirt with attractive girl..!!



Friendship with smart girl ..!!



Love with sincere girl..!!



&

Marriage with






Mummy Jo apko achi lagy ...
Jiya.............

Photos 06/07/2013

What the heck is that??
sale lg gei :D

28/06/2013

I Don't Know Why People Hate
P**N
Movies???


They Are The Most Positive
Movies..

No Murder
No War
No Fight
No Cheating
No Suspense
(Everybody Knows
The Climax)


Just Love & Lots Of Love..

And Happy Endings
&

All Are Satisfied... —

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