22/05/2026
🚨 ATTENTION FRESHIES AND SMU STUDENTS🚨
if you’re looking to make new friends, enjoy touching grass and want a valid excuse to buy new sports shoes (just kidding)
if you answered yes, SMULTY Trials are for you!🥏
In SMULTY, push yourself above and beyond alongside equally driven teammates. Join us by signing up through the link in bio🔥
Feel free to drop us a DM should you have any inquiries! SEE YOU ON THE FIELD🏃
13/03/2026
ULTYSCHOOL WEEKEND HAS ARRIVED ‼️🥏
our team will be at NTU multipurpose field this weekend running…
NON-STOP🏃♂️💨
come down this weekend to cheer a little AND SCREAM A LOTTTTT
LETS GO SMU🔥🌟
20/01/2026
GRABBED THE CART.🛒 CHOSE THE DIRECTION.🧠REFUSED THE WRONG AISLE.💥
RESIDENT KYRAN CHEW IS LEADING THE SUPERMARKET SWEEP!!!!!📝
SMU Ultimate Frisbee ALWAYS leaves with more than JUST SNACKS.💥💥💥
20/01/2026
HOLDING BASKETS. GRABBING EXTRAS.🛒 🛍️
VICE-PRES NATALIE WEE IS LOWKEY EVERYWHERE, HIGHKEY ESSENTIAL🌷🫶🌷🫶🌷🫶
Natalie MAKES SURE that SMULTY never leaves without more than JUST SNACKS😵💫
20/01/2026
ADMIN AISLE CLEARED, EVERYTHING ALL CHECKED✔️✔️✔️
HONORARY GENERAL SECRETARY DAVID WAN AND HIS SHOPPING LIST:
- Meeting agenda📋
- Meeting minutes🖊️
- Sending EMAILS🖥️
- EVERYTHING WE FORGOT ABOUT🧠
NOTHING SLIPS THROUGH THIS CART.🛒
20/01/2026
HONORARY FINANCE SECRETARY RYAN LOW💸🧾
WHAT’S IN HIS CART:
- CALCULATOR
- BUDGETING (we always stay within🫶)
- Missing coins FOUND
- NO impulse buys❌
Receipt says total: $0.00 and SOMEHOW EVERYTHING ADDS UP🛒💳💥
20/01/2026
Went in for one thing and left with a whole team🛒😵
FRESH DROP JUST ARRIVED, MEET SMULTY EXCO 2026💥
cashier watching us load the cart like 👁️👄👁️
20/01/2026
Grocery run but somehow theres CONFETTI, A DJ BOOTH, PARTY MUSIC AND A WHOLE LOTTA PEOPLE🛒🎊💥
Events Director Jerome Tan went grocery shopping and CAME BACK WITH AN EVENT.🔥🆙
10/10 WOULD ATTEND AGAIN🫶
20/01/2026
Backroom access🔑 stockroom knowledge📦LOGISTICS ALL ACCOUNTED FOR.📋
If it ran smoothly, THANK OUR OPERATIONS DIRECTOR JOEL SIM.🛒✨
OPS IS OPERATING!!!!!!⚙️⚙️⚙️
20/01/2026
Marketing director Steffi Lee tried carting out:🛒
- FONTS
- (not so) GOOD IDEAS🧠
- STICKERS
- THINGS THAT DID NOT NEED TO BE ADDED💥💥💥
(THE CASHIER JUDGED ME😭😭😭)
Our feed was not an accident, it was a CHOICE. This is marketing director’s cry for help🫶🫶🫶