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Your POCKETS will never run dry this DECEMBER. I declare MONEY is coming your way🔥🔥

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Young Nigerian lady shed tears and calls for the arrest of Gehgeh . She says he has destroyed her relationship. Since her boyfriend started attending Gehgeh university he has stopped giving her allowance 🤦‍♂️.

Meanwhile here are things we picked from this morning class .
1) Your serious relationship is someone’s side chick. That your serious relationship, another man Dey just call her knack .

2) When you post your babe , people who have knacked her call you mumu lol😂. They laugh at you .

3) Stay away from girls who say “ the fact that I broke up with him doesn’t make us enemies .” She still Dey knack him .

4 )Many women don’t remember the good things you do or the things you give them . They only remember the ones you didn’t give . That’s why when you can no longer give they leave .

5) When different person Dey knack your babe him no get pity oh , cus he knows she might not come again tomorrow so him Dey show am pepper then senam back to you 💔

6) Never think that your babe can’t do without you , if you kpaii today highest na 1 month , your replacement fit d**g Dey your burial sef . Na your mama no go ever get another you .!

7) Try this today , give your mama 20k today , she go pray for you and bless you but send it to your babe she go say it can’t do what she wanted to do . Her reply will be “ Thanks “ .

8 ) Someone somewhere is tired of sleeping with your babe 😆. He sighs anytime he sees her call .

Moral lesson : There is a Class at 4pm again

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We are just from finishing GehGeh’s class and here are some of the things he SAID .

1) Stay away from women who say “ A king was born today “ on your birthday and end up giving you just boxers or nothing . You are not a king . They are just using that to camouflage you and make you feel better .’

2) IPhone 17 is coming by September . Don’t make the mistake of buying an iPhone for someone who can’t buy even a plate of food for you . No rounds of Opueh deserves an iPhone .

3) If you have a woman that can give you 10k , you are free to give her 12k . Don’t try to double anything to be a bigger person . Give people what they deserve

4) Put yourself first . Money is better than a relationship.
5) It’s easier for a woman to get help than a man so when you are spending , know that if you go broke you won’t find help easily .
6) Spend on your woman in a way that other men will be afraid to chat her , that’s a lie . If you see person wey Dey knack that your babe wey you d**g spend on you go cry . There is nothing you can do to stop people from approaching your babe .

7) If you are unconscious today , who will be by your side ? Who will be hustling for money to pay for bills ? If you have the answer , that’s the person you should be spending more on .

Moral lesson : Truly I am not a king . No near me with boxers please 🙏

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