RageClit

training grounds, though its temperate and relatively pleasant summers made it less extreme, and Rage Clit would sneak into Siberia, avoiding roaming Russian death squads, hundreds of ferocious bears and a populace that hated them for no apparent reason. They were brought to the facility as young orphans, pulled from the deepest and darkest recesses of the Chinese underworld, none is known about their early childhood, but there were definitely no nap times where they came from. In the government facility called “Most Excellent and Fun Training Center” better known as the meat grinder, they trained twenty hours a day, with no breaks for bathroom or food. Most of their time would be spent in simulators, learning the art of Team SWAT. The rest of their time was spent in real combat, where they were given DMR’s and pitted against each other in a deadly game of SWAT. Where winning only meant you got to live to possibly die tomorrow. Over the years, four showed themselves to be the most skilled and ruthless. Joey, Sam (female), Kamron and Sam (male) Their team soon earned the nickname: Wánměi from their instructors. Meaning “Perfection”. Shortly before they were unleashed upon the pro-circuit, they fought in a grueling test of their proficiency, fighting one hundred consecutive matches in a simulation against the most skilled opponents the Chinese Government could find. The team won every match, killing a collective five thousand enemies, and between the four of them dying only twice. Only then, were they given the team name: Rage Clit, passed down for a thousand generations to only the greatest warriors. In ’92, they were finally let loose for competition play, immediately dominating all who had the misfortune of competing against them. The Japanese national team, in an effort to deny Rage Clit their victory, attempted to commit seppuku by team killing themselves before Rage Clit could kill them. But they were unsuccessful, and Rage Clit simply killed them before the Japanese teammates could kill each other. Not a single Japanese team member was team killed. Making it even more shameful. Rage Clit burned through all the competition in Asia, Eurasia and Europe. Until no one was left to challenge them, they would all quit before the matches would even begin to save themselves the embarrassment. In ’94, with no more battles to fight, the team split up, each going their separate ways. Joey became a drunken pirate, pillaging the seven seas. The character, Captain Barbossa from the Pirates of the Caribbean was based upon him. Fathering seventeen children, one of which was the Kraken, fifteen are world class Halo players, another was a lawyer. Sam (female) discovered a way to travel into the future, and traveled to the year 2555, you know her better as Cortana. Kamron discovered a way to travel back in time to ancient Greece. History knows him as Agamemnon, reality knows him as Kamememnon. Sam (male) went deep into the Himalayas to become a SWAT hermit. Perfecting his game against yetis and Sherpa’s at the summit of Kangchenjunga. Recently, Rage Clit has been seen practicing together again. Their foster father from their time in China, a man known only as RAJ, sought them out and brought them to a secret training facility, buried in the heart of Ashland Oregon. Under the guise of undergrad students attending a local University, they practice their game, with their immortal war cry echoing down the halls of their dorm. They play, hoping that somewhere in the world, a worthy opponent exists to challenge them.