Speed Monkey Studios

Next up for our little film studio.

Whenever I feel sorry for myself, I remember my time working in the Seafood Department and selling tilapia and shrimp. Lots of shrimp.

Actual screen shot from NewsBreak today. FYI, the new facility is NOT The Billy Mays Memorial Amphitheater.

We only allow originals at Songwriters Night at Napoleon's on Mondays, but we might make an exception if these folks ever showed up. https://bit.ly/3I91dRa

I wonder what Paul McCartney thinks of this version? It’s perfect. Well done, dummies. Well done. #thebeatles #yeaterday #puppets #ventriloquist #dummies #dummy #talent @nerdlife1985

The saddest person on the planet today is probably Casey DeSantis. Save those capes and long gloves for Ron’s next birthday party at Red Lobster! https://cbsn.ws/3Sast6s

I’m not eating right now, but here’s a shot of a nearby stranger’s food since I’m certain y’all are wondering … !thisiswhati’meating!

“Viciously attacked by bikers.” Looks more like: “Accosted by Smurfs on tiny little mini bikes.” https://bit.ly/47plkER

I want to make one of those fake-ass, feel-good videos where a homeless drunk artist is presented with a winning Powerball ticket.

HOW can we celebrate Thanksgiving if Hall & Oates aren’t getting along??? https://bit.ly/3Rb4ggQ