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Congrats to our Monday Spring league champs!

🏆 Pollos Locos Coed (Coed D1)

Certified cocky 🐔 Pollos Locos just flew the coop and took home trophy #4 in style! They proved that league refs and can lace it up with the best of ‘em when they aren’t blowing the whistle.🥚💥

🏆 Atlanta Athletics (Coed D2)

Moving on up 📈 Mon vets Atlanta Athletics put on a D2 masterclass, pounding the back of the net this season and leading all Mon teams with 32 goals scored. They earn a well-deserved promotion to D1 for the first time!

🏆 Iced Out Okongwu’s (Coed D3)

The Hawks and IOO both made playoffs, but the soccer team fared a little better this time around. D3’s champs soared above the competition, and the talon-ted group won their 3rd trophy behind playoff shutout wins! 

🏆 Monday Night’s Watch (Coed D4)

And now their watch has ended ⚔️ Part of Mondays with SOPFC since 2019, MNW wrapped up their 32nd season. After two 2-1 playoff, the squad claims their 2nd trophy ever & first since 2021! Shoutout to captain !

🏆 Liverfools (Coed D5)

Not fooling around this time 🔴 After 12 dry seasons, Liverfools FINALLY claimed top spot and earned their first trophy! It wasn’t close either, as the Reds slotted home 5 AND kept a clean sheet. See you in D4!

🏆 Soccer Team Football Club (Coed D6)

No longer lonely! 🚜 Formerly Farmers Only FC, Soccer Team Football Club started the season with some of the league’s best kits, and put on a dominant campaign. 25 goals was impressive enough, but they also conceded just 6 all season.

🏆 Bean and Bros (Open D1)

Cool beans, hot streak 🫘 Another D1 title means Bean and Bros are officially a dynasty, securing their 2nd consecutive and 3rd trophy in the last 4 seasons. They saved their biggest performance for last, spilling the magic for a ruthless 6-1 pounding. These guys are top stalks in D1! 🌱

🏆 Donuts FC (Open D2)

Glazed and confused 🍩 Opponents couldn’t find a way to plug the hole against Donuts FC this season. This squad put on a delicious display in the finals, securing a 4-1 win to take the title. They’ve officially earned their ticket back to D1—keep it rolling!

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Congrats to our Saturday Coed and Sunday Open Winter league champs!

🏆 Cleats and Cleavage (Sat Coed D1)

are keeping their eyes on the prize and their trophy cabinet full! This squad has been on an absolute tear, snatching their 4th trophy in just the last 7 seasons. That brings their total to 5 overall, proving that this squad is a real handful for the rest of their Sat D1 competition.

🏆 Dreadnoughts (Sat Coed D2)

Talk about making an entrance! The Dreadnoughts didn’t just join the league, they conquered it. In their very first season, this crew powered through the competition to secure a trophy in their debut campaign. They’ve officially put the rest of D2 on notice—this ship isn’t easily sunk, and they’re sailing straight into the league record books. Full Steam Ahead!

🏆 Wasted Talent (Sat Coed D3)

After 11 seasons of potential, Wasted Talent finally realized theirs! This group has been a league staple for years, but the stars finally aligned for their first-ever trophy. They did it the hard way, too, taking down the division’s top seed in a 3-2 thriller of a final. Special shoutout to captain Mareena for leading the way all this time, and congrats on the hardware!

🏆 Tegridy Farms (Sun Open D1)

You just can’t beat that homegrown spirit! Far from being pasture prime, Tegridy Farms reaped what they sowed this season, harvesting their 4th trophy in team history with the best crop of players in Sun Open. Thanks for being a Sunday league staple for so long, and best of luck in the Spring!

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Congrats to our Winter Thursday league champs!

🏆 Look Ma No Hands (Coed D1)

If you haven’t heard, you better LISTEN TO THIS TRACK! Our D1 winners put on a masterclass this season, cruising to a 9-0-0 perfect record. They weren’t just winning, they were scoring at a record clip, putting up 40 goals to lead all Thu squads. Nice job on the perfect season, O Let’s Do It again!

🏆 Mother Punters (Coed D2)

CUPSET ALERT! The 4 seed proved you can’t count out the low seed, and after a gritty run to the final, D2’s champs capped off their trophy run with a dramatic 12-11 PK shootout victory. It’s the second trophy ever for the MoPos, and their very first in Thu Coed.

🏆 Net Seven and Chill (Coed D3)

We forced a name change on this crew for reasons that might be obvious to the SOPFC faithful, but the rebrand clearly came with some championship luck! Net Seven and Chill kept it ice cold in the postseason, grinding out back-to-back close 2-1 wins in both the semis and the finals for their first trophy in team history.

🏆 Goal Dancers FC (Coed D4 Protected)

know how to put on a show! Despite a gritty regular season finish with 4 ties, the 2 seed worked the scoreboard to the tune of 22 goals, leading all Protected teams! It’s a first for Blondie’s Ballers, but we won’t be surprised to see them climb to the top of the table again here soon.

🏆 Elephant Sily (Over-30 D1)

Muscle memory of a champion! We’ve herd it all before, but Elephant Sily keeps making us say it! After taking home the D2 title last season, they didn’t skip a beat moving up to the top flight. In a phantastic repeat effort, they charged through the winter to become the new D1 Champs. 

🏆 Edgewood SC (Over-30 D2)

After 10 seasons in the league, has officially become part of SOPFC Lore. They Joy-stuck to the competition all winter, finishing with a clinical 6-0-3 undefeated record and staying at the top of the Sound Table the whole way through. It’s a first for the Over-30 vets!

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Congrats to our Winter Wednesday league champs!

🏆 Tricky Trees FC (Open D1)

SOPFC vets with deep roots, Tricky Trees FC have logged some serious minutes over the years. D1’s champs just wrapped up their 47th SOPFC season—a journey that started over a decade ago! They’ve been pining for another title for a while though, and this season they finally branched out to claim their 1st trophy in 4 years and 8th in team history. Congrats to captain Yann and company, and best of luck this Spring season!

🏆 Magic City FC (Open D3)

Hard to miss in those yellow kits, D3’s champs Magic City FC spent the entire season in pole position, finishing with an undefeated 7-0-2 record and a Open-leading 42 goals scored! It’s the second trophy for the Lemon Pepper Steppers, and they’ve taken their act to the D2 stage for Spring season!

🏆 Brandi Chastain’s Sports Bra FC (WNB D1)

Support You Can Count On! WNB’s most successful team is back at it again, putting on their signature clinical performance for an entire season. An 8-0-1 undefeated record and a Wednesday-best 54 goals scored earned the team their 10th trophy ever, moving them into 5th all-time among all SOPFC teams. Peep their IG Brandi Chastain’s Sports Bra Football Club, where they even earned a shoutout from the legend Brandi Chastain!

🏆 TERF Rippers (WNB D2)

If there was any doubt about where this team belongs, TERF Rippers put it to rest with a flawless 9-0-0 season. Their defense was an absolute vault, conceding just 5 goals all season long, and they saved their loudest statement for the final with a massive 7-0 victory to hoist the cup. It’s the 2nd trophy for the Rippers, and after a campaign this dominant, they ripped right back into D1. Congrats on the promotion and the perfect season!

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Congrats to our Winter Tuesday league champs!

🏆 Pumpkinnn FC (Open D1)

Squash goals! 🎃 After their second trip to the finals, Pumpkinnn FC finally carved out a championship legacy. The Jock O’ Lanterns left no room for doubt in the postseason, putting together a dominant 5-0 combined playoff run to secure their first-ever trophy. From contenders to Open D1 kings, congrats on the first trophy!

🏆 Version 5 (Open D2)

System upgrade complete ⚙️ Version 5 is heading back to the top flight for their third stint in D1, and they’re doing it with some serious momentum. After leading all Tuesday teams with a massive 33 goals scored this season, they’ve officially secured their second trophy and a promotion. Look out for the upgrade—they’re now competing as Version 6 in Spring season! 

🏆 Has-Beens (Over-40)

Old dogs, same tricks 🍷 The Has-Beens are officially back in the winner’s circle, flipping the script on the Coffin Flippers with a 2-0 shutout in the final to avenge their only regular season loss. This win marks their 1st trophy in a year and their 14th overall, moving them into 4th place all-time in total club trophies! 

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Congrats to our Winter Monday league champs!

🏆 NT28 (Coed D1)

Turns out the US Soccer employees are doing more than just World Cup preppin’. After winning D2 last season, NT28 didn’t just aim to avoid relegation in the top flight; they decided to take the whole dang thing. Relegated from the top flight just 2 seasons prior, they pulled off a massive upset over the reigning champs, Bel Calcio, to secure their second trophy in team history. Talk about a clinical performance from the Federation’s finest!

🏆 Thomas Too Chills (Coed D2)

*Insert Cole Palmer gif* ❄️ 23 season vets Thomas Too Chills just wrapped a massive 23rd season with SOPFC, and they’ve never looked better. Captained by Coach Kush, the team played out the season to a perfect 9-0-0 record, earning their 4th trophy in squad history. Congrats on the dub, and best of luck in D1!

🏆 Kumquats (Coed D3)

It was a rind over matter appporach from D3’s champs, and Kumquats proved without a doubt they were the division’s zest in show. Their a-peeling style of play left opponents feeling sour and added a second trophy to the team’s cabinet! Earning pormotion means they’ll add to an already loaded D2 for the Spring season, and will look to keep the streak going, kumwat may. 

🏆 How I Megged Your Mother (Coed D4)

A legendary finish! Kids, let me tell you about a team that knows how to go all the way. HIMYM just secured their 2nd trophy in only 4 seasons, finishing with a perfect 9-0-0 record. Huge shoutout to for Marshalling the squad and making sure everyone performed when it mattered most. Suit up, D3, because these guys just don’t miss. 

🏆 Bean and Bros (Open)

Cool, calm, and caffeinated. After a tough start to the season with a tie and a loss, Bean and Bros really found their grind. With some of the better looking league kits, the Corinthians-clad squad went on a 7-game tear, scoring a league-leading 44 goals along the way. It’s the second trophy in team history for the Bros and they are making a strong case for being one of the best Open teams across all SOPFC leagues. 

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💸 January Ref Eval Raffle Winner! 💸

Kicking off Spring with some serious SOPFC OG energy: shoutout to Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs and captain Casey Vantucci 🙌

Entering their 22nd season in Thursday Coed, Casey and the squad have been holding it down since 2022, with 6 championships along the way to boot. Thanks for your support!

📝 Captains: every ref evaluation you submit is another shot at $50 off next season’s registration.

💯 Your feedback keeps the league sharp, the refs appreciated, and the vibes right week in and week out.

Clear sky, full moon, can’t lose (in theory)

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Congrats to our Fall Thu Coed and Over-30 champs!

🏆 Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs (Coed D1)

Six trophies and still starving 🦛 .hungry.hippogriffs capped off another dominant D1 run by avenging a regular season loss to PDKMV and taking down the top seed when it mattered most. This group certainly knows how to win finals!

🏆 Quaranteamed (Coed D2)

After 28 seasons in the league and a five-year trophy drought, are back on top! The antibody-builders are champs for the first time since 2020, adding a 4th trophy and reminding everyone that no matter how long it’s been, patience and persistence are always worth a shot 💉

🏆 Kick Their Grass FC (Coed D3)

Down for the count early, got back on their feet and never took another hit. After dropping their first two matches, they went on an undefeated tear, cruising to a finals victory so comfortable they got to show up in street clothes. First trophy secured: heavyweight champs of Coed D3.

🏆 Fireball (Coed D4)

Spicy from start to finish 🔥🥃 Fireball poured out a perfect season in Coed D4, finishing 9-0-0 as the league’s only flawless Thu squad. New team, familiar faces, zero watered-down performances.

🏆 Rudy FC (Protected)

From rebuild to contenders! After finishing 7th last season with just 3 wins, Rudy FC flipped the script. Underdogs no more, the Beginners Only OGs led the Protected division as the top seed, racked up 8 wins, and closed it out with a championship run.

🏆 MGs Scumbags (O30 D1)

16 trophies. Repeat champions. One of the most successful teams the club has ever seen. MGs Scumbags continue to set the bar in O30 D1. Their latest win means the Thu mainstays have a trophy count good for second all-time among ALL SOPFC squads!

🏆 Elephants (O30 D2)

Worth the wait 🐘 After a year away, returned and made quite the memory, capturing a first trophy in team history, and losing only once in the regular season! Shoutout to , who swapped the ref whistle for boots and helped the boys from Côte d’Ivoire take home the title. 

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🪂 Stories from the Pitch: Learning to Fall

Olga Rey sat in her car for three hours before her first Beginners Only soccer session. Not because she was early—but because she needed to decide if she could actually get out.

Her story isn’t about becoming good at soccer. It’s about what happens when adults give themselves permission to try.

Read “Learning to Fall” on the SOPFC blog.

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