spent $400 to catch depression
I call it fishing
because “sitting near water doing nothing” sounds weird.
Bought expensive gear
just to lose to a guy with bread.
05/19/2026
He saw the hook and still said
“worth it.” 🎣
The fish looked at me like I owed him money
I think the fish are posting me on their Facebook group.
Went fishing. The fish said “not today lil bro”.
The fish are definitely laughing underwater.
Me vs fish is basically 0-37 right now.
The fish won.
again.
$300 setup.
0 fish. elite form.