05/30/2026
Introducing Coach Zac(k) 2.0: The Upgrade You Didn’t Know You Needed
At Atomic, we believe in testing, failing, and making things better—training programs, life choices, even our coaches.
So meet Coach Zac(k) 2.0. Bigger. Better. Blacker.
Yes, he’s tall like OG Coach Zack. But that’s where the similarities end. OG Zack had the vibe of a porcelain ballerina—strong, yes, but dainty. Like if you squatted too loud near him he might chip.
Zac(k) 2.0? Not so much. This version looks like he was forged in a lab dedicated to speed, vibes, and hammies that could crack walnuts. He might not outlift OG Zack’s glory days, but he’ll definitely beat him to the finish line. Twice. Backwards. With a smile.
He runs for fun. He has a run club. He’s the kind of guy who jogs during his rest intervals just to “stay warm.” It’s honestly unsettling.
And while some might mistake him for a diversity hire thanks to his caramel swirl complexion and perfect curls, rest assured—we don’t hire based on looks (though his are objectively superior). We hire based on vibes. And this dude’s got ‘em. Tall. Goofy. High energy. Talks like a human motivational poster but actually means it.
So if you’re into fast coaching, good programming, and a little more melanin on your Monday mornings, come train with Coach Zac(k) 2.0
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