Honky Tonk Heartbreakers

Tick Tock ⏰ one day til BOUT DAY! That means there's still time to meet your newest H***y Tonk Heartbreakers! 

Meet the Heartbreakers Greatest of All Them...

Scrapegoat 🐐 

This skater is a triple threat on the track that you should know before they take you out on turn two! 

💔 Scrape is a well seasoned skater with multiple rulesets under their skates. Starting their derby journey back in 2017 on the banked track with Texas Roller Derby. And since then has skated with other great Texas leagues including Austin Anarchy and Y’allHalla out of Dallas! 

💔 Being a triple threat means Scrape brings every aspect of the game to our team! At any moment they could wear the star and sn**ch up those points. But they may also pivot and block, offering both incredible offense and defense!! 

💔 Aside from Scrapes deep derby skills, they also bring top notch positive vibes and a hard working attitude! Always willing to help a teammate out when needed and reminding us to celebrate our wins. 

We are so excited to share the track with Scrapegoat this season and we look forward to all of our fans cheering them on! 

Have you secured your ticket for tomorrow's Home Town Throw Down season opener?! Ticket 🎟️ link in our bio!

Bout week countdown is on! We are in the final days before the 2026 season opener! But before we get this thing started, it's time to meet your newest H***y Tonk Heartbreakers!

Meet the Heartbreakers Game Changer.....

🎮 Gameboi 🎮

Before you see them blocking our opponents into the next level, get to know them!

💔 This Texan skater was born & raised right down the road in Houston!

💔 Gameboi officially traded solo quests for the pack in 2022. After leveling up through the Texas Rollergirls Rec League, they finally bit the bullet and started their derby journey at 30.

💔 For the 2025 season, they successfully unlocked a major achievement: making the roster for our roller friends the Rockin’ City Hidden Tracks and had the opportunity to travel to five different cities for competition!

💔 After pressing their reset button, you can find them playing video games or dominating arts & crafts.

Gameboi's skill and attitude are major gains for our team, and we're so excited to see them shine on the track this season! Catch Gameboi and all your Heartbreakers this Saturday at the Austin Sports Center for a home town throw down! Grab your 🎟️ tickets now, link in our bio!

Catch us Saturday!

Check out all the action going on this weekend. We hope you'll join us!

11/22 - Fall Draft at Starting at 7 pm

11/23 - Officials Clinic (9-11 AM) & a Mashup Scrimmage (11-1 PM) at

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While most of the action takes place on the track, we couldn't do it without the dedicated support of our coaching team! Introducing the 2025 H***y Tonk Heartbreaker coaches:

💔 Coach Ann 
&
💔 Coach Bruk 

🤠Coach Ann started her Derby career skating for the Kansas City Roller Warriors. Although she retired from competitive roller derby, she still enjoys the game and still throws on her skates for roller burlesque! She came onto the team this year to track coach during games and to whip us into dominating shape at practice! 

🤠Coach Bruk got involved in 2016 when their partner, and Captain of the Heartbreakers Meg Riot, got started in derby. Coach Bruk came on this season to keep us in line on our bench and to make sure we're fielding formidable packs against our opponents. Also, something about hobby horse?

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You heard about them this week! Now come see them in action! The H***y Tonk Heartbreakers are so excited to share the track with our 3 newly drafted skaters:

💔Moxie Balboa
💔Bit Feral
💔Super Slayin

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Tonight's the night! are back for the 2025 season kicking off tonight at our season opener!

Dress in your best blue and gold, grab your cowbell and get ready to Cheer for your H***y Tonk Heartbreakers 💔

Arrive early to grab your spot, and secure your tickets in advance.

🚪 Doors Open at 4:30 PM
🛼 Game starts at 5:00 PM

AFTERPARTY 🎉
Little Drinks Lounge
3801 S Congress Ave Suite 116, Austin, TX 78704

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